Very Very Funny SMS

Aqedat Ho to Aisi ho..!
Masjid main 2 Buzurg Qiyam Frma Thy,
Aik Buzurg Ne Dusray Se Poocha:
AaLa-Hazrat' Aap kin k Mureed hain..?
Doosray Buzurg Bolay:
Main Apnay Peer-o-Murshad ka Naam Aisay Nahi Bata Skta'
Main PehLay Wazoo kroon ga'
Phir, Bataoun ga.
Sab intzar krnay Lgay.,
Tab uS Buzurg Ne Wazoo kia'
2' Rakaat Namaz Parrhi'
Dua Maangi,
Aor,
Zaar-o-Qataar Rotay huway
iNtihayi Aqeedat-o-Ehtram Se BoLay:
Logo...,
Main Run-Mureed hoon...!