Latest information: SMS

Latest information:-)
Sciencetist ka kehna ha k wife se pyar ki batain krne se:-
1.Mintly fresh rehta ha.
2.Heart attack k khatrat 80% kum hu jate hain.
3.Zindagi purlutf hu jati hai.
4.Admi sara din kush gawar mood me rehta hai.
5.Jism me blood 10% ka izafa hu ta hai.
Ek shart ha k:-
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Wife ap ki apni na ho.
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Lates Wife Husband SMS

Wife: Dekh lena, tumheiN dozakh meiN bhi jagah nahiN milay gi.
Husband: Theek hai, maiN har jagah tumharay saath jaana bhi nahiN chahta...:-D

DEVDAS Of 2012..

 DEVDAS Of 2012..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan..

Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,
Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,
Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko
“DEVDAS” Banaya…

Behan Bana Liya Karo

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati To Chocolate Kha
Liya Karo !!

Wah Wah Wah

Aur Larki Patayi Nhi Jati
To Behan Bana Liya Kro!N
Ab Bol Wah Wah

Banta: Kal Muje 1

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo be Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune k ya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir k ya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

aj pehli bar tm class mein

Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p

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I'm not sad for being single rather

I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

Pen hai

How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

Jab light ho out of control

Jab light ho out of control

Taar ko TU kar ke goal

Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal

AaaaLL IS WELL

K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???

Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga

Tar utha Kunda laga

Kunda laga k bol bhayya

AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..
Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?
Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…

law of gravity

One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. He said, "I plan to go into the business.
Name me one thing science has done to help business."
The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."

Chemistry

The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements.

She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."
One kid popped up, "Yeah... but teach, there were so few of them back then."

Student

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

ticket checker

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

"MOSQUITO"

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Pathan student:

Pathan student:
Miss kya raat ko ap hamara mobile pe Call kr rhi thein?
Miss: No
pathan Studnt:
Kamal hai.
subha hamara Mobile py likha tha:
MISS Call'

pressure cooker

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

khawaja photo studio

Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"

khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu"

pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!

Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio