Molvi SMS Collection

دنیا کی سب سے طاقتور شےآگ ہے جولوہے کوبھی پگھلا دیتی ہے،آگ سے طاقتورپانی جوآگ کوبجھا دیتاہے، پانی سے طاقتورانسان جواسے پی جاتا ہے، انسان سے طاقتورموت جواسےکھاجاتی ہے، موت سے طاقتورصدقہ جوموت کوٹال دیتاہے اورصدقےسے طاقتورہے مولوی جوصدقہ بھی کھاجاتاہے. {جیومولوی}

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard Very Funny SMS

  Latest Very Funny Wife Husband SMS Collection

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard 2 lines me khre honge ek line me wo jo bivi se darte hen or ek me wo jo bivi se nhi darte.

Bivi se darne walon ki lambi line thi

Jab k bivi se na darne walon ki line me sirf ek admi tha.

Haakim is admi k pas aya or use shabash di or pucha: ap ye kese samajhte hen k ap bivi se nhi darte?

Us ne jawab dia:

'maloom nhi bivi keh kar gai he k is line me khare raho :)

DEVDAS Of 2012..

 DEVDAS Of 2012..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan..

Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,
Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,
Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko
“DEVDAS” Banaya…

Banta: Kal Muje 1

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo be Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune k ya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir k ya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

aj pehli bar tm class mein

Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p

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I'm not sad for being single rather

I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

Pen hai

How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

sharabi

1 sharabi bus main sawa hua to seat par bethay molvi nay kaha
Tum jahanum kay raste pe ja rahe ho…
Sharabi chilaya…
O haraam diyo
roko main tay lahore jana c…

Pathan

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag ker shadi krny ki

Jab koi larki ghar se bhag ker shadi krny ki
dhamki dy to us k ghar walo ko chahye k us ki tind kerwa dain..
5 maheny tak bhagny ka naam nahi ley gi or agar
uska boy friend dekh ly ga to wo khud hi bhag jaye ga.
ZUBAIDA AAPA K LOVE MARRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY

Agar Tery Bina Jeena Itna Aasan Hota "Bewafa"

Agar Tery Bina Jeena Itna Aasan Hota "Bewafa"

To Qasam Hai Mohabbat Ki Tujhe Yaad Karna Bhi Gunah Samajhty

Pakistani Log

Pakistani Log
sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain?
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Fakeer0n se

  funny sms urdu

"Katrina kaif Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goad Liya"

katrina kaif smsKatrina kaif Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goad Liya.!


Bacha Doodh k Liye Roya,



Katrina:

Tum baray ho gaye ho,Khana khao,



Bacha:

Acha mat piLao,
Sirf dikha do;-) "

"Katrina kaif Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goad Liya"

Katrina kaif Ne 4 Saal Ka Bacha Goad Liya.!


Bacha Doodh k Liye Roya,



Katrina:

Tum baray ho gaye ho,Khana khao,



Bacha:

Acha mat piLao,
Sirf dikha do;-) "

pressure cooker

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

khawaja photo studio

Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"

khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu"

pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!

Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio