Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani

Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…

New Punjabi Desi Jokes,

ATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.

Oye! Yara ki lagta h,
me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste
msg karia si k tussi bade yaad aate ho ji..

Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.


ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

benaam musafir hoon

Benaam musafir hoon,

be naam safar mera,

Kis rah nikal jaon,

kuch keh nahi sakta..

Be naam meri manzil hy.

be naam thikana hy.

kis dar py main ruk jaon,

kuch keh nahi sakta.

Iss paar to roshan hy sara mera rasta,

Us paar andhera ho,

Kuch keh nahi sakta.

Tinkay ki tarah main bhi beh jaon samandar mein,

mil jaiy ga kinara,

kuch keh nahi sakta..

Mil jaiy gi tabeer mery khwaboon ki aik din,

Ya khawab Bikhar jaen,

Kuch keh nai sakta...

aankhain khuab dekhti hain

Aankhain khuab dekhti hain
Kisi say mil janey ka
Ya khud ko kho denay ka
Tanha reh janay ka
Khud ko aar denay ka,
Chahat haar denay ka

Aankhain khuab dekhti hain

Bichray huye lamhon ka
Kisi raastay per mil janay ka
Zakhmon kay sil janey ka
Zamanay kay guzer janay ka
Khuab kay hasil ki haqeeqat ka
Haqeeqat ka khuwab main tehleel honay ka
Bikhray khuabon ki takmeel ka
Tum to khud ik khuwab ho
Husn ka, jawani ka
Ik dard bhari kahani ka...

suno tum laut aao na

Suno Tum laut aao na.
Wo dekho chand nikla hai.
Hamari muntazir ankhein,
Duain maangti ankhein.
Tumhein sochti ankhein,
Tumhein dhondti ankhein,
Tumhein wapis bulati hain,
Ye Dil jab bhi Dharakta hai.
Tumhara naam layta hai.
Ye aansu jab bhi behtay hain.
Tumharay Dukh main behtay hain.
K barish jab bhi hoti hai.
Tumhein yaad kartay hain.
Khushi koi jo aaye bhi.
Tumharay bin adhuri hai.
Suno tum laut aao na.
wo dekho chand nikla ha...

mudat k bad hath ki lakeer

MUDAT K BAD HATH KI LAKEER DAIKH KAR
DIL JAL UTHA HA KHAWAB KI TABEER DAIKH KAR

HUM NA DIL MAIN IS LIAY PATHAR BASA LIAY
TAJ MAHAL KI DILKASH TAMEER DAIKH KAR

MARI HI MUNTZIR HAIN YA B GARDSHAIN
YA ASMAN SA UTARTI HAIN TAKDEER DAIKH KAR

MUDAT BAD DIL PA RAKHA HA HUM NA HATH
KAGAZ PA TARAY HATH KI TAHREER DAIKH KAR

AHL KARAM NA APNAY KHIZANAY LOTA DIAY
WAQT KA MARA DIL KA AMEER DAIKH KAR

KISMAT K MARAY JANAY KIUN CHAL DIAY UDHAR
MANZIL B DOUR HO GAI RAHGEER DAIKH KAR

LOGON NA APNAY POUN MAIN ZANJEER DAL LI
TARI ZULF KA HUA ASEER DAIKH KAR

DIL AB B CHAHTA HA TUMHI PAR NISAR HO
TAKHIYAL SA KAHIN HASEEN TARI TASVEER DAIKH KAR

GEE CHAHTA HA GHAR SA KAHIN DOUR NIKAL PARIN
ISHTIAQ ITNAY SARAY MASAIL GHAMBEER DAIKH KAR

Palkian bheeg chaleen

Ab “RAAT” ki “palkein” bheeg chaleen
Aur “CHAND” b hay “chhup” janey ko
.
Kuch deir mein “SHABNAM” aey gi
“PHOOLON” ki “pyas” bujhany ko
.
“TAARON” k “safar” pe “kho” jao
Ab “SO” jao …!!!
Ab “SO” Jao …!!!Gööd Night:-) WITH SWEET DREAM