WO JO NAKSH THAY TERI YAD K....:(

WO JO NAKSH THAY TERI YAD K....:(

Wo jo naksh thay teri yad k mujhay khuwab kasay dikha gaey.....

kabhi waqt rah main ruk gia kabhi phool lot k aa gaey......



wo jo geet tum nay suna nhn meri umer bhar ka riaz tha....

meray dard ki thi wo dastan jisay tum hansi main urra gaey....



ye jo silsala sa hai piyar ka main nay dakha is main ye mojza....

wo jo lafz meray gumaan main thay wo teri zuban pay aa gaey....



meri umer say na simat sakay meray dil main itnay swal thay...:(

teray pas jitnay jawab thay meri ek nigaah main aa gaey......



_--_--_--_--_--CHALO BE KHUWAB HO JAEN_--_--_--_--_--_--_--

TUMHARA NAAM LIKHTA HON.....

tumhara naam

Main subh o sham

likhta hon

jahan main jitni bhi achi

zubanain boli jati hain

main un say lafz chunta hon

TUMHARA NAAM LIKHTA HON

TUMHARA NAAM LIKHTA HON.......

'arz-e-niyaaz-e-ishq ke qaabil naheeN raha

urdu poetry urdu sms

'arz-e-niyaaz-e-ishq ke qaabil naheeN raha
jis dil pe naaz tha mujhe wo dil naheeN raha

jaata hooN daaGH-e-hasarat-e-hastee liye hue
hooN shamma'a_kushta darKHur-e-mehfil naheeN raha

marne ki 'ei dil aur hee tadabeer kar ki maiN
shaayaan-e-dast-o-baazu-e-​qaatil naheeN rahaa

bararoo-e-shash jihat dar-e-aaina_baaz hai
yaaN imtiaz-e-naakis-o-qaamil naheeN rahaa

waa kar diye haiN shauq ne band-e-naqaab-e-husn
GHair_az nigaah ab koee haayal naheeN raha

go maiN raha, rahee na sitam haaye rozgaar
lekin tere KHayaal se GHaafil naheeN raha

dil se hawa-e-kisht-e-wafa miT gayee ki waaN
haasil siwaay hasrat-e-haasil naheeN raha

bedaad-e-ishq se naheeN Darta magar 'Asad'
jis dil pe naaz tha mujhe wo dil naheeN raha.

Agar mein hadh se guzar jaon to mujhe maaf kardena

Agar mein hadh se guzar jaon to mujhe maaf kardena

Agar mein hadh se guzar jaon to mujhe maaf kardena
Tere dil mein utar jaaon to mujhe maaf kardena

Yun hi ghusey mein akar dant dena to meri adat hai
Agar aesa main kar jaaon to mujhe maaf kardena

Raste mein tujhe dekh kar teri deed ki hatir
Pal bhar jo theher jaaon to mujhe maaf kardena

Teri pal bhar

Mohabat ko agar samjho, to tmhari zaat jesi he…!

Mohabat ko agar samjho, to tmhari zaat jesi he…!

Muhabbat is tarah jaise gulabi titliyon k pr,
Mohabat zindgani ki jabeen-e-naz ka jhoomr,
Muhabbat arzoo ki seep ka anmol sa gohar,
Mohabat aas ki dhoop me umeed ki chaadar,
Mohabat hi tery gesu,
teri palken,
teri ankhen,
Mohabat he teri baaten,
Mohabat he tmhary hijar ki or wisl ki raaten,
Mohabat he teri dharkan,
Mohabat he teri saansen,
Mohabat tmhari baat jesi he,
Mohabat ko agar samjho, to tmhari zaat jesi he…!

Unglian toot gaen pather tarashte tarashte!!

Unglian toot gaen pather tarashte tarashte!!

Unglian toot gaen pather tarashte tarashte
‘Faraz”!!
Aur jab bani soorat-e-yaar tu kharidar aa gaye..:((

Romentic SMS-jisam uska bhi hai matti ka meri trha...

Romentic SMS-jisam uska bhi hai matti ka meri trha...

jisam uska bhi hai matti ka meri trha...
fir mera hi DIL ko uski Talab kiyun hai...!!

Pyar ka Dard: Paa'o Ke Chhaaly

Pyar ka Dard: Paa'o Ke Chhaaly

Ro-Ro Ke Poocha Hai Humse Paa'o Ke Chhaal'on Ne,
Basti Kitni Door Basa Lee Hai Dil Mein Basne waalon Ne..

Poetry SMS: Main Jeene Ki Dua Chahta Hon

 Main Jeene Ki Dua Chahta Hon

Magar Us k Badle Wafa Chahta Hon

Ho Ishq-e-Haqaqi Ya Ishq-e-Mijazi

Tere Ruk Se Chilman Jo Ser Ke Zara Si

Ho Khera'Nazar Wo Ziya Chahta Hon

Guzari Hai Shab Main Ne Gin Gin K Taare

Seher Main Seher Dekhna Chahta Hon

Nikalti Hai Ban Sajh K Tu Apne Ghar Se

Ba'Khuda Kher K Aur Kya Chahta Hon

Muhabbat Main Narazgi Bhi Zarori

Manana Tujhe Har Dafa Chahta Hon

Khayali Khayali , Gulabi Gulabi

Main Teri Ankhon Main Tere , Haya Chahta Hon

Ye Kali Ghaata Hai K Shab Ki Siyahi

Main Zulfon Ki Taza Hawa Chahta Hon

Ye Barkha Par Rim jhim Rango Ka Mousam

Main Chunri Ki Qos-o-Khiza Chahta Hon

Wo Barish K Mousam Main Milne Ka Wada

Mian Bheega Badan Dekhna Chahta Hon

Tarasa Gaya Sang-e-Mar Mar Se Tujh Ko

Khad-o-Khal Par Main Rida Chahta Hon

Bicharne Ka Tujh Se Nahi Main Ne Socha

Main Bas Deed Ki Intiha Chahta Hon

Salamat rahe Sab Dua Hai "Jamal" Ki

Urdu Poetry - Kasam Ley Lo Tumhare Bin

urdu

Kasam Ley Lo
Tumharay Bin...

Kisi ka Khwaab dekha Ho,

Kisi ko Hum Ne chaha Ho,

Kisi ko Hum Ne Socha Ho,

Kisi ki Aarzu ki Ho,

Kisi ki Justujoo ki Ho,

Kisi ki Raah dekhi Ho,

Kisi ka Qurb Maanga Ho,

Kisi Ko Sath Rakha Ho,

Kisi Se Aas Rakhi Ho,

Koi Umeed Baandhi Ho,

Koi dil Mein Utara Ho,

FrInDs 4 eVeR Wonderful SMS: Main Apne Aap Ko Adhura Sa Mehsoos

urdu poetry

Main Apne Aap Ko Adhura Sa Mehsoos Kerta Hoon
Jane Kon Chor Gaya Hai Mujhe Tameer Karte Karte…!!!!

Nice SMS: main un k dekhne ki ada dekhta raha

urdu poetry

Wo dekhte rahy mera zubun haal adam

Aur main un k dekhne ki ada dekhta raha

Tune yeh phool jo zulfon mein

Tune yeh phool jo zulfon mein sajaa rakha hai,
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Ek diya hai jo andheron mein jala rakha hai...

Har Ik Lehza Yehi Aarzoo Yehi Hasrat

Har Ik Lehza,Yehi Aarzoo Yehi Hasrat..

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Jo Aag Dil Mein Hai Woh Sheir Mein Dhal Jaaye..

Jaane kab aaya koi dil mein

Jaane kab aaya koi dil mein jakhna wala,
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Isiliye main ne giraban khula rakha hai...

MajbooriyaN hamari

MajbooriyaN hamari woh jan na sakay

GuzarisheN hamari woh maan na sakay

Kahtay hain woh marnay ke baad bhi yaad rakheN gay hameN

Jo jitay jee hameN "PAHCHAAN" nah sakay....

MAJBOORIYAN HAMARI ... Poetry SMS

MajbooriyaN hamari woh jan na sakay

GuzarisheN hamari woh maan na sakay

Kahtay hain woh marnay ke baad bhi yaad rakheN gay hameN

Jo jitay jee hameN "PAHCHAAN" nah sakay....

Khamoosh Palkian

Khamosh palkon pe dariya ruka hai abi,

Tumhare intezar me ek lamha ruka hai abi,

Sadiyon ka faasla to tay ker liya hum ne,

Sirf do qadmo ka safar ruka hai abi,

Waqt ke sagar pe rawan ho tum yeh jan lo,

Tumhare pyar ke liye ek shaks ruka hai abi,

Ajao k zindagi tamam na ho jye meri,

Baray ehtamam se mout ko tala hai abi,

Sadaain de de ke bay aawaz na ho jaon kahin me,

Ajao laut ke ek jumla meri zuban pe ruka hai abi.

Tamasha dekha nahi jata

Dosti mai dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,
Humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahijata.
Apne hisse ki sari khusiya lutadu tumper,
Humse tera utra hua chehara dekha..

Naya Saal Mubark Ho

Din Guzar Gaya Hai Intezaar Mai
Raat Guzar Gayi Intezaar Mai
Naya Saal Mubark Ho Aapko
Ye To Beet Gaya Aapke SMS K Intezar Mai

Students Shayari SMS

Ata Hai Yad Wo School Ka Zamana,
Wo Misso Ki Hatana Phir Madam K Pas Jana,

Wo Ek Dosre Ko Bachana,
Koi Ek Pareshan Ho To Sab Ka Mil K Samjana,

Wo 7 Beth Kar Hasna Muskurana,
Shararat Kar K Chup Jana,

Wo Urdu Aur Islamiat K Peri0d Me Sojana,
Miss K Jane K Bad ‘Pakau’ Ka Nara Lagana..!

Na Bhulay Gye Wo Din Aur Na Batain,
Agar Kuch Hai To Bas Yadain He Yadain….

Barsat ke pheli raat

Barsat ki rat

Ek bheegi larki

Bheege kapre

Bheegi zulfain

Bheegay hont

Us se nazren mili

Dekh kar es dharakte dil ne kaha

EINU kal bukhar howay e howay

Mana kay bura houn

- Mana k bura hoon magar itna bhi nahi,,
” Kuch nazron se gira hoon magar itna bhi nahi,,
- Koi koshish to kare mujhe sametny ki,,
” Main toot k bikhra hoon magar itna bhi nahi…

- Kon kehta hai hum waqif nahi Adab-e-Muhabbat se “shakar,,
” Thora sa bewafa houn magar itna bhi nahi.

Hosla Bhee azma lena chahiay

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.

Thanks and i love you

You’ve seen me Laugh

You’ve seen me Cry

And always you were there with Me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I Love You

Happy Mother’s Day.

Dekh meri chahat ke gehrai

Utar k Dekh Meri Chahat ki Gehrai Mai

Sochna Mere Bare Mai Raat ki Tanhai Mai

Agar ho Jae Meri Chahat ka Ehsas Tumhen

To Mily ga Mera Aks Tumhen Apni hi Perchai Mai.

Hasraton ka jahan

Hasraton ke jahan me phir dhuan uthne laga
pyar me nakam dil jalane laga
kya khoob sajaya logon ne janaza mera
ki ab janaze me bhi dum ghutane laga.

2 Kadam door

Sirf 2 Kadam Door har Kinara hoga,
Socho kitna Khubsurat ye Nazara hoga,
Bas Dil jo kahe uuse Karna Dimag se,
Fir Dekhna jo Sochoge wo Tumhara hoga.

Humain tu kab say pata tha

Humein to kab se pata tha k wo bewafa hai.
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Usay chaha is liye k shayad us ki fitrat badal jaye..

Dill Jo Toota

~:dil jo TooTaa to ka`ee haath du'aa ko uTThe
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Aise maaHaul meiN ab kis ko paraayaa samjhuN !:~

Kitanboon Ne Kia Diya Mujh Ko

khara hoon aj bhi roti ke chaar harf liye



sawal ye hai kitaboon ne kia dia mujh ko..........!

Say No To Studies :->

Kis Baat Ka Gham Hai

Gham Ka Izhaar

Kis Baat Ka Gham Hai

Apney DIL Ko

Cute Shair

urdu sms

Congratulation PAKISTAN

Good luck pakistan

Valentine Loved By You

Let The World Stop Turning,
Let The Sun Stop Burning,
Let Them Tell Me Love’s
Not Worth Going Through.
If It All Falls Apart,
I Will Know Deep In My Heart,
The Only Dream That Mattered Had Come True

In This Life I Was Loved By You.

Valentine Day Question SMS

I Was Asked About Newton’s Law
And I Said I Don’t Know.

I Was Questioned
On The Current President Of USA And
I Wasn’t Sure
If It Is Clinton Or Bush.

But When I Was Asked
On Who I Love,
The Only Answer I Can Think Of, Is You.

Valentine Day Miss You SMS

Message:*Some Text Missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date Missing
*Missing U A Lot Thats Y
Everything Is Missing….

Happy Valentine Day

One Heart Praying 4 You

3 – 2 = One Heart Praying 4 You
1 + 1= Two Eyes Looking For You
3+2= Five Sensesmissing You.
4+3= Seven Days In A Week I Desire You.
7+5= 12months Asking God To Bless You

Happy Valentine Day Shayari SMS

Apke Aane Se Zindagi Kitni Khubsoorat Hai,
Dil Me Basayi Hai Jo Woh Apki Hi Surat Hai,
Dur Jaana Nahi Humse Kabhi Bhulker Bhi,
Hume Har Kadam Per Aapki Zarurat Hai.

Valentine Day Dreams 2010

I Dream About You Evey Night
I Shiver When Your In Sight
I Long To Hold You Close N Tight
I Wanna Be There With All My Might
I M Just Hoping I’m The Girl Whos Right

Latest Valentine Day 2010 SMS

Ur Precious Love Has Turned
My Life Completely Around,
I Feel Lik Im Wlaking But
My Feet Dont Seem 2 Touch D Ground..!!

Happy Valentine Day

Valentine Shairy 2010

Lamhe Judai Ke Bekarar Karte Hain,
Haalat Meri Mujhe Laachar Karte Hain,
Aankhe Meri Pad Lo Kabhi,
Ham Khud Kaise Kahe Ki
Hum Aapse Pyaar Karte Hain.

Valentine Day 2010 Texts

Red Or White
Short Or Tall
Wrapped In Silver
Not Wrapped At All
Under Covers
Inside A Box
Shapes & Sizes
Love Comes In Lots.

Happy Valentine Day

Wish You Valentine

|”"”| |”,”"|

| |,/\,| ISH YOU

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VERY VERY

|”"”|___|’”"‘|

| APPY

|___¡”"”|___|valentine day

“”"”"” ,,’,, ,,

Aansu aa jatay hain ankhoun main

Aansu Aa Jaate Hain Aankhon Mein,
Par Labon Pe Hasi Laani Parti Hai,

Yeh Mohabbat Bhi Kya Cheez Hai Faraz,
Jis Se Karte Hain Usi Se Chupaani Parti Hai.

Valentine Day Sms

Zakham Denay ka andaz

Zakham dene ka andaz kuch aisa he ,
Zakham dekar poochte hen ab haal kaisa he ,

Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaaro ,
Saari duniya ka mizaj ek jaisa ha.

Valentine Day Sms

Milnay kee aas

Mudat se thi jin se milne ki aas,
Khawahish-e-deedar ko apne DIL men daba diya,

Ksi ne di khabar un k aane ki rat ko,
itna kia chragan k gher tak jala diya…

Iss umeed ko kabhi tootnay na dena

“Is umeed ko kabhi tootne mat dena
Dil ka rishta kam hone mat dena,,
“kai dost milenge mujhse bhi ache,,
“Bas meri jaga kisi ko lene mat dena….
More Valentine Day Sms

I LOVE You............

Question:

I___________YOU,

What Would U Like To Say Me On 14 Feb?
Select From These
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The Perfect Rose (Valentine Special)

The Perfect Rose (Valentine Special)
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On a Wing of Lovers Dreams
Down the Spiral of our mind
Many beauteous Crystal Scenes
Unfold, the Perfect land to find
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At Rainbows end the perfect Gems
Create new colours, Never seen
By a Human eye, ne’ere Aeons when
The gods reflect such happenings been
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There yonder Heavens marbled Gate
The Womb of precious Gossamer Thread
Wherein the Melt of lovers fate
With God’s great heart is truly Wed
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The Union of the Sweetness melt
Of all that’s Pure in flakes sublime
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Love himself in Passion felt
To blend and merge his Hall of Time
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So to this Crystal Womb of Light
All that Mankind as Precious knows
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To faerie weave in Laughter bright
This one, this only, Perfect Rose
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So look upon this Perfect Rose
No words describe, no perfect Prose
Come near the Beauty of this flower
Cast by Love’s hand, in Lovers Bower

My Rose is U , rose sms

My Rose is U , rose sms
In the Flower, My Rose is U.
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U.
In the Sky, My Moon is U.
I’m only Body, My Heart is U.
That’s Y i always Miss You !!

Dil Ney Kaha Bhi Tha Mat Chah Usey Paaglon Ki Tarha,

Dil Ney Kaha Bhi Tha Mat Chah Usey Paaglon Ki Tarha,
" Wasi"
Woh Maghroor Ho Jaaye Ga Teri 'MUHABBAT' ki intiha dekh kar.!

phool shakh se bichry to kahin ka nahi rehta

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phool shakh se bichry to kahin ka nahi rehta
Wasi
tum khud ko juda meri zaat se kuch soch k
kerna.....

Aisa toota hai tamannaaon ka pindaar ke bass.....

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aisa toota hai tamannaaon ka pindaar ke bass.....
dil nay jheelay hain muhabbat main wo azaar ke bass.....

ik jhoonkay main zamaana meray haathoon say gaya....
is qadaq taiz huwee waqt ki raftaar ke basss.....

tu kbhi mujhay rakh ke daikh bazaar ke beech......
is tarah toot ke aain gay kharidaar ke basss.....

kal bhi saddiyoon ki musaafat say paay thay dunoon.....
darmiyaan aaj bhi perti hai wo deewar ke bass....

ye tu ik zid hai main shikaayat na karoon warna.....
shikway tu hain itnay meray yaar ke basss.....!!!

Samandar main utarta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain

Samandar main utarta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain
Teri ankhon ko parhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Tumhara naam lene ki ijazat chin gayee jab se
Koi bhi lafz likhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


yadon ki khushbu khirkion main raqs karti hain
In main sulagta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Hans kar jheel leta hoon judai ki sabhi rasmain gele
jab galay us ke lagat hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Jane is qadar ho gaya hassa main kab se
Kisi se baat karta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Woh sab guzray hoye lamhat mujhye yaad atye hain
Tumharye khat ko parhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Main sara din buhut masroof rehta hoon
magar joonhi Qadam chokat pe rakhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Tere koochay se ab mera talluq wajbi sa hai
Mgar jab bhi guzarta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Hazaron mosamon ki hukmrani hai mere dil par
Main jab bhi hansta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain

Wasi Shah-Jinhein Hum Azeez tou Hein Mgr Apni Masrofiat K Baad

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"" PYAR ""Ka Dawa Krne Wale Kuch Aise Log Bhi Hein

Wasi…

Jinhein Hum Azeez tou Hein Mgr Apni Masrofiat K Baad….

Wasi Shah poetry-Sath Chalnay Ko To Chalay Thay Log Buhat

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Sath Chalnay Ko To Chalay Thay Log Buhat Say
"WASI"
Lekin Meri Manzil Tak Ka Sathi Mera Saya Hi Raha...!!!

Wasi Shah:Kash key teri ankho ka pAni ban jaou mai

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Kash key teri ankho ka pani ban jaou mai

. . . 'WASI' . . . . .

Or tou kabhi nAh rouye mUjhy khou deny ky Dar say . . . '!!

Hum Galat Thay Chalo Itna To Maan Letay Hain,

 
Hum Galat Thay Chalo Itna To Maan Letay Hain,

“WASI”

Kya Wo Shakhs Theek Tha jo Badal Gya, Itna Qareeb Aanay Ke baad :'(

MAAN KI DUA

Andhere hain rasty, diya Le Kar jana.
Apne Aansuon ki zia Le Kar jana.
Tumhen haadson se bacha Le gi Hamesha..
Suno GHAR se “MAA KI DUA” Le Kar JANA.
  maan ki dua

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Year 1.Janu

Year 2: G.

Year 3: Sunte ho?

Year 4: bunty k pappa

Year 5: Kahan mar gaye?

Year 6: Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Why Husbands Avoid Answers

Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!

WIFE: Will U Marry Again If I Died?
HUSBAND: Noway!

W: Why Not, Don’t U Like Being Married?
H: Of Course I Do!!

W: Then Y Wouldn’t U Remarry?
H: Okay, I’d Get Married Again!

W: U Would?
H: ….?

W: Would U Live In Our House?
H: Sure, It’s A Great House!

W: Would She Sleep With In My Bed?
H: Where Else Would She Sleep?

W: Would U Let Her Drive My Car?
H: Yeah, Its Almost Brand New!!

W: Would U Give Her My Jewelry?
H: No, I’m Sure She’d Want Her Own

W: Would She Wear My Shoes?
H: No, Her Size Is 6

W: -Silence-
H: Shit!! :-P

Woh dekho larki wao!

Husbnd apni Wife sy: Wo Dekho Larki Mje Smile de Rahi hai.

Wife: Smile Nai de Rahi, jab Mene b Apko Pehli bar Dekha Tha to Meri b Hasi Nikl gai Thi. :-)

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Petrol Pump Chalty Hain...

• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

My Wife is always wid me

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

Women start with “W”

You know why women starts with ‘W’…

because all questions start with “W�.. !

Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

Finally Wife..............Funny SMS

You know why women starts with ‘W’…

because all questions start with “W�.. !

Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

Compare Saali and Wife?

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is pension,
Wife is tension,
Saali is yummy,
Wife is vehmi,
Saali is pataka,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tutti-fruity,
Wife is kismat phutti,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…..!

Husband And WIfe

An argument between
a couple

Husband: Don't let
the animal in me
...come out ... !

Wife: Huh !
Who's scared of a
MOUSE ... :P ;->

Itni slow awaz Me kis se Baatkar rahe ho?

Wife:Itni slow awaz Me kis se Baat kar rahe ho?

Husband:
Bahen se,,

Wife:
Bahen Se Itni Slow Awaz me Bolne ki kya zaroorat Hai?

Husband:
Tumhari jo Hai....

Agr me gum ho jaon tu tum kia kro ge?

Wife:Agr me gum ho jaon tu tum kia kro ge?

Hsbnd:
Mai akhbar me ishtehar donga.

Wife: Kya likhwao ge?

Hsbnd:
"/('.')/" JINU LABI )( ODI.

Wife To Husband Disscussion

ife ghusse se:

Mujhe lagta hy tum mujh se bilkul piyar nai karte



Husband:
To Kiya Ye 14 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laya hn :)

"Best shopping ever"

Best shopping ever
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Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko dia
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Wife: Ap ne apnay liye Q nhe lia?
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Husband:
Main toh waisay bhi khaam0sh reh sakta hon:-D

"14 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laya hn :)

Wife ghusse se:

Mujhe lagta hy tum mujh se bilkul piyar nai karte,





Husband:

To Kiya Ye 14 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laya hn :)

Winter has come

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Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain. :-)

Happy Winter

The taste of Oranges,The walk in Frost,
The Golden sunlight,
The beauty of autumn colors,
The magic of wet red leaves,

"Happy Winter"

"HAPPY" "WINTER" "SEASON"

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OoOoOoOo..SARDI.

"HAPPY"
"WINTER"
"SEASON"

HapPy FirST touch Of Winter

HapPy FirST touch Of Winter...

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Have A GREeT winTer!
have a nice journey...

Happy First Feel of Winter

The taste of Oranges,
The walk in Frost,The Golden sunlight,

The beauty of autumn colors,
The magic of wet red leaves,

"Happy First Feel of Winter"

Happy fall season

November gave hundreds of leaves.
If these leaves were wishes,

i would have send u a woodland ful of hapines
to wish u a bright fall.

Happy fall season...:-)

HAPPY THUND

Orh lo razaiyan aa gayi thand
Hath dalo pockets k andar or khirkian kr Lo band

Kha kha k mongphalian phela do gand

Mere sab doston ko bht bht

HAPPY THUND!:-)

Sardi ka message

Happy Winter Season
Magr sukha sukha nahi, jistarh khali msg mein hi keh dia jata hy…
Balky tamaam lwazmat b sath bheijay ja rhay hain..
Ye lo…pop corn
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Or ye…
moong phalien
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Ye apka muffler
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Or ye raha sweater
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bus thanks kehne ki zarort nhi hy.

Aaj ek razai or lay loo

Aaj … Aaj…… Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo…

Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo… .

Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo…

Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo…

Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo…

Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo…

Kya Pata…. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!

Phoolon Wali Razaee

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaee
Lay Ker So Raha Tha
**FARAZ**

Kambakht Koi Raat Ko Phoolon
Ko Pani Day Gaya....

Happy Winter Season

SARDI Ki Wajah Se

DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain
SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay
Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE
Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN
SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain.

Zabat Ka Mosam

Aa Ja Keh Abi Zabat Ka Mosam Nhi Guzra
Aa Ja Keh Abi Barf Paharo Pe Jami Hi
Khushboo’n Ke Dareechon Se Sitaron Ki Haddon Tak
Es Shehr Me Sab Kuch Hi Bas Teri Kami Hai winter sms

Winter or Sardi Shayari

Yaad Ha Mein Kia Tha, Per Ab Jane Kia Ho Gaya
Aainey Mein Shakal Dekhey Ik Zamana Ho Gaya
Khatam Hoti Diary, Girtey Hueye Patay Riaz
Aa Gaya Mah-E-Sard, Saal Poorha Ho Gaya.

(Happy Winter Season)

Snow Of Winter

Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter
Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring
May Beauty Of Every Season
Give Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason
Happy Winter Season.

Mosam Ne Li Angrai

Mosam Ne Li Angrai
Or Hm Ne Chori Razai,
Mungphali Se Hui Larai
Icecream Ghr Me I,
Cofy Se Mu Mor Lia
Cold Drink Se Nata
Jor Lia

SEASON’S GREETNGS For You ;)

More Winter SMS

urdu winter sms

Winter Shayari

Yaad Ha Mein Kia Tha, Per Ab Jane Kia Ho Gaya
Aainey Mein Shakal Dekhey Ik Zamana Ho Gaya
Khatam Hoti Diary, Girtey Hueye Patay Riaz
Aa Gaya Mah-E-Sard, Saal Poorha Ho Gaya.w

(Happy Winter Season)

Proposal Or Weather Report

Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?

Hard times are like washing machine

Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…

Ashfaq Ahmed Likhtay Hain…

Ashfaq Ahmed Likhtay Hain…
1 Sawal Ne Mujhe Bohat Pareshan Keya!
MOMIN Aur MUSLIM Mein Kya Faraq Hai?
Bohat Logon Se Pucha Lekin Kissi K Jawab Se Mutmin Na Hua…
1 Daffa 1 Village Se Guzra
Dekha K 1 Baba G Gannay Ka Russ Nikaal Rahay Hain
Na Janay Dill Mein Kheyaal Aaya K Inn Se Sawal Poochon
Tou Main Ne Salam Keya Aur Ijazat Lae Kar Sawal Btaaya
He Thought & Replied!
“Muslim Wo Hai Jo ALLAH Ko Manta Hai…….”
Aur
“Momin Wo Hai Jo ALLAH Ki Manta Hai”

Be the wind to drive others

A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!

"Mohbat Ho To Aisi Ho"

"Kya Aap Jante Hain,,

Dono Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?

Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain,

Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain,

Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain,

Jub Soti Hain To 1 Sath Soti Hain,

Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak nahi,
(( Mohbat Ho )) (( To Aisi Ho ))

"Use Tum Pe Etbar Kitna Tha"

Agar Tum Kisi Ko Dhoka Dene Mai Kameyab Ho Jao To

Ye Mat Samjho K

"Wo Kitna Bewkoof Hay"

Balkay Ye Socho K

"Use Tum Pe Etbar Kitna Tha"

Shetan kia lene aega?

1 yahoodi ne ek buzrg se pocha,

k jb hum ibadat krty hen to humein koi khayal,waswasa nhi ata jb K main ne suna hy

ap log Namaz parhty ho to zehn me bht se khayalat ate hen.

Buzrg ne jawab dia:

k, 2 makan hen 1 khali hay dusra Heero se bhara hy,Batao chor kis makan me jaey ga

Yahoodi bola:

dosry makan me

buzrg ne jawab dia:

yhi haal kafir or Muslman K dil ka hy. Jis ka dil pehly hi emaan se khali ho waha

shetan kia lene aega?

¤Subhan Allah¤

"1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota"

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Magar Phir B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jae To Wo B Lakh Nahi Rehta

Hum Ap K Lakhon Doston Me Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Hen!
yad rakhna.

"1 Mahinay Tak Kitabain Parhnay Se Behtar Hai"

1 Danishwar Ka Qol Hai K,

""1 Aqal'Mand Se Kuch Dair Baat Karna,
1 Mahinay Tak Kitabain Parhnay Se Behtar Hai""

Dr Allama Mohammad Iqbal:

A Very Well Said By :

Dr Allama Mohammad Iqbal :

Jin Kay Aaangan Main Ameeri Ka Shajar Lagta Hai..!

Un Ka Har Aib Zamanay Ko Hunar Lagta Hai..! 

Agr ye ishq ha Tou,Hawas kya ha???

Daawa Wafa ka aur Tamana Qurb ki....

Agr ye ishq ha Tou,Hawas kya ha???

Dont love too much

Dont trust too much
Dont love too much,
Dont hope too much...
because that TOO MUCH can hurt you TOO MUCH :(

SaY SomE thing If u ArE ever hurted by SoMeOnE... !!

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☆ º ♥ `•.¸.•´ ♥ º ☆ .¸♥ ÞrĩŅčës Ņëlo ♥¸.•´¯`♥

"Shiri Rehman Farmati hay"

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Liken koi jotay say na maray mairay dewane ko

"Zardari ka daur hai"

Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lia,

Admi: Tum to raat me kaat'te thay?

Macher bola:Zardari ka daur hai,

Ghar k Halaat kharab hain,

overtime laga raha hoon......

Us Ne Sukuut-E-Shab Main Bhii Apanaa Payaam Rakh Diyaa

Us ne sukuut-e-shab main bhii apanaa payaam rakh diyaa,
Hijr kii raat baam par maah-e-tamaam rakh diyaa,

Aamad-e-dost kii naviid kuu-e-vafaa main aam thii,
Main ne bhii ik chiraaG-saa dil sar-e-shaam rakh diyaa,

Dekho ye mere Khvaab the dekho ye mere zaKhm hain,
Main ne to sab hisaab-e-jaan barsar-e-aam rakh diyaa,

Us ne nazar nazar main hii aise bhale suKhan kahe,
Main ne to us ke paanon main saaraa kalaam rakh diyaa,

Shiddat-e-tishnagii main bhii Gairat-e-maikashii rahii,
Us ne jo pher lii nazar main ne bhii jaam rakh diya,

Aur 'Faraz' chaahiiye kitanii muhabbatain tujhe,
Ke maaon ne tere naam par bachchon ka naam rakh diyaa...

Ye Kya K Sab Se Bayan Dil Ki Halaten Karni

Ye kya k sab se bayan dil ki halaten karni,
'FARAZ' tujh ko na ain muhabbaten karani,

Ye qurb kya hai k tu samane hai aur hamain,
Shumar abhi se judai ki sa'aten karani,

Koi khuda ho k patthar jise bhi ham chahen,
Tamam umr usi ki ibadaten karni,

Sab apne apne qarine se muntazir us k,
Kisi ko shukr kisi ko shikayaten karani,

Ham apne dil se hain majabur aur logon ko,
Zara si bat pe barpa qayamaten karani,

Milen jab un se to mubaham si guftagu karna,
Phir apne ap se sau-sau vazahaten karani,

Ye log kaise magar dushmani nibhaten hain,
Hamin ko ras na ain muhabbaten karani,

Kabhi 'Faraz' naye mausamon main ro dena,
Kabhi talash purani raqabaten karani...

Zakhm Ko Phul To Sar Sar Ko Saba Kahte Hain

Zakhm ko phul to sar sar ko saba kahte hain,
Jane kya daur hai kya log hain kya kahte hain,

Kya qayamat hai ke jin ke liye ruk ruk ke chale,
Ab wahi log hamain abalapa kahte hain,

Koi batalao ke ik umr ka bichara mahabub,
Ittefaqan kahin mil jaye to kya kahte hain,

Ye bhi andaz-e-sukhan hai ke jafa ko teri,
Gamza-o-ishva-o-andaz-o-ada kahte hain,

Jab talak dur hai tu teri parastish kar lain,
Ham jise chu na sakain us ko khuda kahte hain,

Kya tajjub hai ke ham ahl-e-tamanna ko 'Faraz',
Wo jo maharum-e-tamanna hain bura kahte hain...

Ye Meri Gazlen Ye Meri Nazmain Tamam Teri Hikayaten Hain

Ye meri gazlen ye meri nazmain tamam teri hikayaten hain,
Ye tazkary teri lutf k hain ye sher teri shikayaten hain,

Main sab teri nazr kar raha hun ye un zamanon ki s'aten hain,
Jo zindagi k naye safar main tujhe kisi roz yad ayen,

To ek ek harf ji uthega pahan k anfas ki qabayen,
Udas tanahaiyon k lamhon main nach uthengi ye apasarayen,

Mujhe teri dard k alava bhi aur dukh the, ye janta hun,
Hazar gam the jo zindagi ki talash main the, ye janta hun,

Mujhe khabar hai ki teri anchal main dard ki ret chanta hun,
Magar har ek bar tujh ko chu kar ye ret rang-e-hina bani hai,

Ye zakhm gulzar ban gaye hain ye ahen-sozan ghata bani hai,
Ye dard mauj-e-saba hua hai ye ag dil ki sada bani hai,

Aur ab ye sari mata-e-hasti ye phul ye zakhm sab tere hain,
Ye dukh k nauhe ye sukh k nagmain jo kal mere the vo ab tere hain,

Jo teri qurbat teri judai main kat gaye roz-o-shab tere hain,
Wo tera shayar tera muganni vo jis ki baten ajib si thi,

Wo jis k andaz khusro-vana the aur adayen garib si thin,
Wo jis k jine ki khvahishen bhi khud us k apne nasib si thin,

Na puch us ka ki vo divana bahut dinon ka ujar chuka hai,
Wo kohakan to nahin tha lekin kari chattanon se lar chuka hai,
Wo thak chuka hai aur us ka tesha usi k sehan main gar chuka hai...

Us Ko Juda Hue Bhi Zamana Bahut Hua

Us ko juda hue bhi zamana bahut hua,
Ab kya kahen ye qissa purana bahut hua,

Dhalti na thi kisi bhi jatan se shab-e-firaq,
Ai marg-e-nagahan tera ana bahut hua,

Ham khuld se nikal to gaye hain par ai khuda,
Itne se vaqaye ka fasana bahut hua,

Ab ham hain aur sare zamane ki dushmani,
Us se zara rabt barhana bahut hua,

Ab kyon na zindagi pe muhabbat ko var den,
Is ashiqi main jan se jana bahut hua,

Ab tak to dil ka dil se tarruf na ho saka,
Mana k us se milna milana bahut hua,

Kya kya na ham kharab hue hain magar ye dil,
Ai yad-e-yar tera thikana bahut hua,

Kahta tha nasehon se mere munh na aio,
Phir kya tha ek hu ka bahana bahut hua,

Lo phir tere labon pe usi bevafa ka zikr,
Ahmad 'Faraz' tujh se kaha na bahut hua...

Tum Bhi Khafa Ho Log Bhi Beraham Hain Dosto

Tum bhi khafa ho log bhi beraham hain dosto,
Ab ho chala yaqin k bure ham hain dosto,

Kis ko hamare hal se nisbat hai kya karain,
Ankhain to dushmano ki bhi purnam hain dosto,

Apne siva hamare na hone ka gam kise,
Apni talash main to ham hi ham hain dosto,

Kuch aj sham hi se hai dil bhi bujha bujha,
Kuch shahar k chirag bhi madham hain dosto,

Is shahar-e-arzu se bhi bahar nikal chalo,
Ab dil ki raunaqain bhi koi dam hain dosto,

Sab kuch sahi 'Faraz' par itna zarur hai,
Duniya main aise log bahut kam hain dosto...

Tere Hote Hue Mahfil Main Jalte Hain Chirag

Tere hote hue mahfil main jalte hain chirag,
Log kya sada hain suraj ko dikhate hain chirag,

Apni mahrumiyo pe sharminda hain,
Khud nahi rakhte to auro k bujhate hain chirag,

Bastiyan chand sitaro pe basane vale,
Kurra-e-arz bujhate jate hain chirag,

Kya Khabar hai un ko k daman bhi bharak uthte hain,
Jo zamane ki havaon se bachte hain chirag,

Aisi tarikiyan ankho main basi hain 'Faraz',
Raat to raat ham din ko jalate hain chirag...

Sakut-E-Sham-E-Khizan Hai Qarib A Jao

Sakut-e-sham-e-Khizan hai qarib a jao,
Bara udas saman hai qarib a jao,

Na tum ko Khud pe bharosa na ham ko zom-e-wafa,
Na aitabar-e-jahan hai qarib a jao,

Rah-e-talab main kisi ko dhyan nahin,
Hujum-e-hamsafaran hai qarib a jao,

Jo dasht-e-ishq main bichren vo umr bhar na mile,
Yahan yahan dhuan hi dhuan hai qarib a jao,

Ye andhian hain to shahar-e-vafa ki Khair nahin,
Zamana khakfashan hai qarib a jao,

Faqih-e-shahar ki majalis nahin k dur raho,
Ye bazm-e-pir-e-magan hai qarib a jao,

'Faraz' dur k suraj garub samajhe gaye,
Ye daur-e-kamnazara hai qarib a jao...

Ranjish Hi Sahi Dil Hi Dukhane Ke Liye Aa

Ranjish hi sahi dil hi dukhane ke liye aa,
a phir se mujhe choor ke jane ke liye aa,

pahale se marasim na sahi phir bhi kabhi to,
rasm-o-rahe duniya hi nibhane ke liye aa,

kis kis ko batayen ge judai ka sabab ham,
tu mujh se Khafa hai to zamane ke liye aa,

kuchh to mere pindar-e-muhabbat ka bharam rakh,
tu bhi to kabhi mujh ko manane ke liye aa,

ek umr se hoon lazzat-e-giriya se bhi maharum,
ai rahat-e-jan mujh ko rulane ke liye aa,

ab tak dil-e-Khush faham ko tujh se hain ummidain,
ye aKhiri shamain bhi bujhane ke liye aa,

mana ki muhabbat ka chupana bhi hai muhabbat,
chupake se kisi roz yeh jatane ke liye aa,

jaise tujhe ate hain na anye ke bahane,
aise hi kisi roz na jane ke liye aa...

Kuch Muhtasibon K Khilwat Main Kuch Waiz K Ghar Jati Hai

Kuch muhtasibon k khilwat main kuch waiz k ghar jati hai,
Ham bada-kashon k hise ko ab jam main kam kam ati hai,

Yun arz-o-talab se kab ai dil patthar-dil pani hote hain,
Tum lakh raza k khu dalo kab khu-e-sitamgar jati hai,

Bedad-garon ki basti hai yan dad kahan fariyad kahan,
Sar phorti phirti hai nadan fariyad jo dar dar jati hai,

Han ji k zayan k ham ko bhi tashwish hai lekin kya kjiye,
Har rah jo udhar ko jati hai maqtal se guzar kar jati hai,

Ab kucha-e-dilbar ka rah-rau rahzan bhi bane to bat bane,
Pahre se udu talte hi nahin aur rat barabar jati hai,

Ham ahal-e-qafas tanha bhi nahin har roz nasim-e-subah-e-watan,
Yadon se muattar ati hai ashkon se munawwar jati hai...

Khamosh Ho Kyon Daad-E-Jafaa Kyon Nahin Dete

Khamosh ho kyon daad-e-jafaa kyon nahin dete,
Bismil ho to qaatil ko duaa kyon nahin dete,

Wahashat kaa sabab ruuzan-e-zindaan to nahin hai,
Mahar-o-maah-o-anjum ko bujhaa kyon nahin dete,

Ik ye bhi to andaaz-e-ilaaj-e-Gam-e-jaan hai,
Ai chaaraagaro dard barhaa kyon nahin dete,

Munsif ho agar tum to kab insaaf karoge,
Mujarim hai agar ham to sazaa kyon nahin dete,

Rahazan ho to haazir hai mataa-e-dil-o-jaan bhi,
Rahabar ho to manzil kaa pataa kyon nahin dete,

Kyaa bit gai ab ke 'Faraz' ahal-e-chaman par,
Yaaraan-e-qafas mujh ko sadaa kyon nahin dete...

Karon Na Yad Agar Kis Tarah Bhulaon Use

Karon na yad agar kis tarah bhulaon use,
Ghazal bahana karon aur gungunaon use,

Wo khar-khar hai shakh-e-gulab ki manind,
Main zakhm-zakhm hon phir bhi gale lagaon use,

Ye log tazakare karate hain apne logon se,
Main kaise bat karon aur kahan se laon use,

Magar wo zudfaramosh zud ranj bhi hai,
Ke ruth jaye agar yad kuch dilaon use,

Wahi jo daulat-e-dil hai vahi jo rahat-e-jan,
Tumhari bat pe ai nasiho ganvaon use,

Jo hamsafar sar-e-manzil bichar raha hai 'Faraz'
Ajab nahin ki agar yad bhi na aon use...

Huii Hai Shaam To Aankhon Main Bas Gayaa Phir Tuu

Huii hai shaam to aankhon main bas gayaa phir tuu,
Kahaan gayaa hai mere shahar ke musaafir tuu,

Bahut udaas hai ik shaKhs tere jaane se,
Jo ho sake to chalaa aa usii kii Khaatir tuu,

Merii misaal ki ik naKhl-e-Khushk-e-saharaa hon,
Teraa Khayaal ki shaaKh-e-chaman kaa taair tuu,

Main jaanataa hon ke duniyaa tujhe badal degii,
Main maanataa hon ke aisaa nahiin bazaahir tuu,

Hansii Khushii se bichhar jaa agar bichharanaa hai,
Ye har maqaam pe kyaa sochataa hai aaKhir tuu,

'Faraz' tuune use mushkilon main daal diyaa,
Zamaanaa saahib-e-zar aur sirf shaayar tuu...

Faraz Ab Koi Sauda Koi Junun Bhi Nahin

'Faraz' ab koi sauda koi junun bhi nahin,
Magar qarar se din kat rahe hon yun bhi nahin,

Lab-o-dahan bhi mila guftagu ka fun bhi mila,
Magar jo dil pe guzarati hai kah sakun bhi nahin,

Meri zuban ki luknat se badguman na ho,
Jo tu kahe to tujhe umr bhar milun bhi nahin,

'Faraz' jaise koi diya turbat-e-hava chahe hai,
Tu pas aye to mumkin hai main rahun bhi nahin...

Dost Ban Kar Bhii Nahiin Saath Nibhane Wala

Dost ban kar bhii nahiin saath nibhane wala,
Wahii andaaz hai zaalim kaa zamaanevaalaa,

Ab ise log samajhate hain giraftaar meraa,
SaKht nadiim hai mujhe daam main laanevaalaa,

Kyaa kahain kitane maraasim the hamaare is se,
Wo jo ik shaKhs hai monh pher ke jaanevaalaa,

Tere hote hue aa jaatii thii saarii duniyaa,
Aaj tanhaa hon to koii nahiin aanevaalaa,

Muntazir kis kaa hon TuuTii huii dahaliiz pe main,
Kaun aayegaa yahaan kaun hai aanevaalaa,

Main ne dekhaa hai bahaaron main chaman ko jalate,
Hai koii Khvaab kii taabiir bataanevaalaa,

Kyaa Khabar thii jo merii jaan main ghulaa hai itanaa,
Hai vahii mujh ko sar-e-daar bhii laane vaalaa,

Tum taqalluf ko bhii iKhalaas samajhate ho 'Faraz'
Dost hotaa nahiin har haath milaanevaalaa...

Ab Ka Rut Badli Tu Khusboo Ka Safar Dekhey Ga Kon

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Chere Main Ne Kabhi Lab-O-Rukhsar Ke Qisse

chere main ne kabhi lab-o-rukhsar ke qisse,
gahe gul-o-bulbul ki hikaayat ko nikhaaraa,

gahe kisi shahazaade ke afsane sunaaye,
gahe kyaa duniyaa-e-paristaan kaa nazaaraa,

main khoyaa rahaa jin-o-malaik ke jahaan main,
har lahajaa agarche mujhe aadam ne pukaaraa,

barason yon hi diljami-e-aurang ki khaatir,
sau phuul khilaaye kabhi sau zakhm kharide,

main likhataa rahaa hijv bagaavat manshon ki,
main parhataa rahaa qasrnashinon ke qaside,

ubharaa bhi agar dil main koi jazabaa-e-sarkash,
is khauf se chup thaa ke koi honTh na si de,

lekin ye tilismaat bhi taa der na rah paaye,
aakhir mai-o-minaa-o-daf-o-chang bhi TuutTe,

yon dast-o-garebaan huaa insan-o-khudaaband,
nakhachir to tarape qafas-e-rang bhi TuuTe,

is kashmakash-e-zarraa-o-anjum ki fizaa main,
kashkol to kyaa afsar-o-aurang bhi TuuTe,

main dekh rahaa thaa mere yaaron ne barhakar,
qaatil ko pukaaraa kabhi maqtal ko sadaa di,

gahe rasn-o-daar ke aagosh main jhuule,
gahe haram-o-dair ki buniyaad hilaa di,

jis aag se bharpuur thaa maahaul kaa sinaa,
wo aag mere lauh-o-qalam ko bhi pilaa di,

aur aaj shikastaa huaa har tauq-e-talaai,
ab fan meraa darbaar ki jagir nahin hai,

ab meraa hunar hai mere jamahuur ki daulat,
ab meraa junon kaif-e-taazir nahin hai,

ab dil pe jo guzaregi be-Tok kahongaa,
ab mere qalam main koi zanjir nahin hai...

Barason Ke Baad Dekhaa Ik Shakhs Dilrubaa Sa

barason ke baad dekhaa ik shakhs dilrubaa sa,
ab zahan main nahin hai par naam thaa bhalaa sa,

abaruu khinche khinche se aankhain jhuki jhuki si,
baatain ruki ruki si lahajaa thakaa thakaa sa,

alfaaz the ke jugnuu aavaaz ke safar main,
ban jaaye jangalon main jis tarah raastaa sa,

khvaabon main khvaab us ke yaadon main yaad us ki,
nindon main ghul gayaa ho jaise ke ratjagaa sa,

pahale bhi log aaye kitane hi zindagi main,
wo har tarah se lekin auron se thaa judaa sa,

agali muhabbaton ne wo naamuraadiyaan din,
taazaa rafaaqaton se dil thaa daraa daraa sa,

kuchh ye ke muddaton se ham bhi nahin the roye,
kuchh zahar main bujhaa thaa ahabaab kaa dilaasa,

phir yon huaa ke savan aankhon main aa base the,
phir yon huaa ke jaise dil bhi thaa aabalaa sa,

ab sach kahain to yaaro ham ko khabar nahin thi,
ban jaayegaa qayaamat ik vaaqiaa zaraa sa,

tevar the berukhi ke andaaz dosti ke,
wo ajanabi thaa lekin lagataa thaa aashnaa sa,

ham dasht the ke dariyaa ham zahar the ke amrit,
naahaq thaa zonum ham ko jab wo nahin thaa pyaasa,

ham ne bhi us ko dekhaa kal shaam ittefaaqan,
apanaa bhi haal hai ab logo 'Faraz' kaa sa...

Us ne pyar ka kheiL.....Ghazal SMS

Us ne pyar ka kheiL ßhi nafrat se kheLa,

Har ßaar wo zaLim meri hasrat se kheLa,

Meri jaan-o-diL pe saara haq tha usay,

Dukh itna hai k wo meri ghurßat se kheLa,

DiL torra to ßikharney ßhi na dia us ne,

Merey diL k saath kitni uLfat se kheLa,

Kesay us k hathon mein ßrßaad na hota
"FARAZ",

PehLi ßaar zindgi mein koi itni mohaßat se kheLa.!

^ My Dairy Page ^

Us Gali Mein Faraz

urdu sms center

"Barbaad karne k aur bhi the raaste Faraz"

barbaad karne k aur bhi the raaste Faraz

naajaane usse MOHOBAT ka hi khayal kiyun aaya...

Chahat ne uski hame Namazi bana diya.

Humko gali me dekh kar khud ko chupa liya,

Jane kya logon ne usey sikha diya.


Ghar usne kya banaya masjid ke samne,


""GHALIB""


Chahat ne uski hame Namazi bana diya.

Broken Heart SMS: Aabginoo ki tarah dil hian gareebon k FARAZ

────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥)
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Q hamen mout k peygaam diye jate hain
Ye saza kam to nhi ha k jiye jate hain

Hhm hain ek shama magar dekh, bujhte bujhte
Roshni kitney andheroun ko diye jate hain

Nasha dono me ha saaqi, mujhe gam dy k sharab
Mai b pee jati ha, aansoo b piye jate hain

Tujh ko barson se q ha tark-e-tallauk ka khaayal
Faiseley wo hain jo pal bhar me liye jatey hian

Apni tareekh-e-mohabat k wo hi hain SOQRAAT
Hans kr hr saans pr jo zehr piye jate hain

Aabginoo ki tarah dil hian gareebon k FARAZ
Toot jate hian kabhi tor diye jate hain….
────(♥)████████████(♥)
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Faraz Sms Tripple Movie

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj faraz…
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi… ;->

A man in a room at night

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…
Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

Car speed

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha:
Dekhya meri speedaan.
Achank car band ho gai:
Or uski biwi hansney lagi.
Sardar: Oye tu hans kiyon rhi aye?
Sardarni: Menu raat da wela yaad ah giya.

Sheikh ki shadi Meera se

1st Shaikh:Main MEERA se shaadi karoonga
2nd shaikh:MEERA us se shadi karegi jis ka Lund 8″ inch ka hoga
1st Shaikh:Koi baat nahi main 4 inch katwa loonga.

Bolian tu acha lagta hai

Aisa konsa word hai
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Jisy Bachy bolain to Acha lagta hai.
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Aur baray bolain to Bura lagta hai.
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MAMMA…

A girl in a bathroom enjoy

What is the difference between:
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A Girl in a Church
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A Girl in a Bathroom?
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A girl in a Church has a Soul Full of Hope.
&
A girl in a Bathroom has a Hole full of Soap!!!

Challenge with boy and girls

TEACHER: What is the Different between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…

Kitni Dair Ho Gai

Kitni Dair Ho Gai Koi Bahir Nhi Aata,
Dastak Bhi Hum Dein To Jawab Nhi Aata,
Yeh Sala Bathroom Mein Kon Ghus Ke Betha Hai,
Itna Lamba SUSU To FARAZ Ko Bhi Nhi Aata.....

Mujhe shak hai meri

Sardar: Mujhe shak hai meri biwi ki chaddi tere bedroom main hai.

Pathan: Gadhay bhabhi chaddi nahi pehanti hai.


Sardar: Ary han! yaar faltu tujh pe shak kya.

Aaj Din Bahut Bura Guzra

sardar
Aaj Din Bahut Bura Guzra

Darwaza Khola Kundi Haath Mein

Nal Khola Tooti Hath Mein

Suitcase Uthaya Handle Hath Mein

Ab Dar Raha Hon SUSU Karon ya Na Karon

Girls software

Boy to girl: can i touch ur software.
Girl: first show me ur hardware.

Boy: should i install it in ur system?
Gils: cover it with antivirus & then install

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Paise Pehly Le Lena

Height Of Embarrassment :
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Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife
& Says;
“Paise Pehly Le lena,
ye admi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Krta Hy.

Sardar Sexy SMS - Washed Underwear

Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty
& put a note on it:
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Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove UR panty.

Mera raaz

¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko…

“Chotiye” ne sub kuch batadia ‘FARAZ’ ko… =P ;->

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Chupan Chupai

Girl: Ao chupn chupai khelty hain

Agr tmny mjhy dhund lia to main tmhen Kiss dungi

Boy: agr main na dhund ska to?

Grl:fikr na kro main chhat py chupi hon gi.

Geo k Woh Kon Se 2 Program

Geo k vo kon sy 2 pogram hain jin ko khetay hoay khawatin ghabrati hain

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1. Hum sab umeed say hain,

2. Aaj raat
kamran khan kay saaht

You are a Dog

You are a dog….

Kyun bura laga?

Bura mat mano..

Dog meanz

D= Demand
O= Of
G= Girlz

Hun vekh kiven hasda ae…..

Kutta na hove te….

Haseen mammo ka brazer

Boy Frnd: Kash me tere haseen MUMMO ka BRAZER
hota teri CHAATI se chipka hota

Girl Frnd: Me kisi or se DABWA rhi hoti
or tu khirki pe latka hota.

Open the bra

Grl :Mera b0yfriend kab sudhry ga?
Baba :usko lai ho?
Grl : nai
Baba : k0i baat nai
Apni Brazier kh0lo
Grl : Q?
Baba : us k hath ki lakerien dekhni hai.. :-)

Don’t Make a Noise

Miss bachon se..
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Shor matt kro warna khara kr don gi..
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Sub bachy..
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Miss pahly mera pahly mera pahly mera….;-)

Ek Program Mei // Nargis SMS Jokes

Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
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Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

Funny Adult Poem

Is Poem Ka Unwaan Hy

“Tum Gand Marwane Aajana”

Jab Halki Halki Barish Ho

Aur Gand Mei Teri Kharish Ho

Tanha Tanha Mat Ghbrana

Tum Gand Marwane Aajana

Jab Pathan Ka Lora Kam Miley
Aur Bachi Ka Koi Gham Miley

Tanha Tanha Mat Ghbrana

Tum Gand Marwane Aajana

Jab Gand Ki Kharish Zor Kare

Aur Tuu Chudwaney Pe Ghor Kare

Tum Es Dunya Se Na Ghabrana

Tum Gand Marwane Aajana.

A JA YAR!
GHBRA MAT!

Agar ap ka..

Agar App ka lun na hota tu app kia kartay?

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Jawab must hai reply karo post your comments below to post a answer.

Urdu Winter Adult Poem

Sookhay say hont

thanda sa pani

wah ray sardi teri kahani….

chotay say tatto mai lulli chupani

wah ray sardi teri kahani…

rui walay BRAZER mai dodh ki rawani wah rah sardi teri kahani..

camblo mai chup chup kar chudai lagani

wah ray sardi teri kahani..

happy winter..

Galib kee begum ko chodtay

Galib ne apni Biwi ko Chodtay Huey Arz kia,

Begum jab B Hum Chodtey hen Tum Paad Deti Ho,

Ye kya tum Humary Chodney Ki Daad Deti Ho….

Bacha to doob jaye ga

Child Papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!

Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Larkion ko ezzat do

“Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den”…

(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

Teray khayaloun main

Jis Tarha Main Tere Khayalo Men Khoya Hoon To B Kho Ja..
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Phir B Sakoon Na Aaye To Lund Pe Char oR So Ja..

Shikway or gillay

Shikwa na kar Gilla na kar
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Jab mai Daalu tu Hilla na kar.

Kia hukam hai?

JIN: Kya hukum hai mere aaqa?

Sardar: Mera itna bara kar do k zameen se lage.
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JIN: Jo hukum sarkar !
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JIN ne talwar nikali aur dono tangain kaat di.

New Year for sexy girls

sexy ladkion ke liye aane wala new year ka har week kuch aisa hoga…

1.Lund De -Sunday

2.Mamma Le-monday

3.(Aaj)Tu De-tuesday

4.Vagina Le-wednesday

5.Tharak Day-Thursday

6.Fuck Day-friday 7.Ek saath kar De-saturday

Khoobsorat teri shaam

HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon,

ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don,

Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE,

ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun

Son to Dad what is sex?

Son: Dad what is Sex?

Father got tensed but he explained everything.

SON: But dad how will I write all that in this small box of school admission form..??

Night Program of Nargis

Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??

Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

come here santa ... come here !!

come here santa ... come here !!
christmas day is here and so are we
welcome to our region... we are all waiting for you!
welcome to the most wonderful day of the year!
merry christmas & happy new year 2010

Khubsurti Ka Raz

Larka, Larki Se:
Apki Khubsurti Ka Kya Raz Hy

Larki:
Lux

Larka:
Ajeeb Itifaq Hy,
Meri Kamzori Ka B Yahi Raz Hy

Lanat Hy Gundi Soch Pe

Fill In D Blanks
1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_

Answers;

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Lanat Hy Tmhari Gundi Soch Py :P

NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala

Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui

Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:
Mubarak Ho Apka Spare-Part Aagya He

Husband Ne Reply Kya:
NUT Wala Hai
Ya
BOLT Wala?

Hara kaam main khara

Ek pathan green color ka condom
Pehin kar larki se sex karne gaya.

Larki: ye kya hai?

Pathan:
Haraa,
kaam men khara.
Naswar ki taqat se bhara.

3 bachoun wali bewa

3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki,

shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye

1 din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai.

Wife ne shohar ko fone kia jaldi ghar aa jay ap k bache aor mere bache

mil kar hamare bachon ko mar rahe hain.

Sardar Smandar kinaray

Ek Sardar Smundr K kinary khoti Ki Gand Marne Ki try Kr Rha Tha

Wo Jb B Andr Krne Lgta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Neeche Gira Deti
Sardar Ko itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi
Sardar Ne Larki Ko Bacha Lya
Larki:Tusi Meri Jan Bachai Tusi Jo Kavo Gy Mai Kran Gi
Sardar: Chal Fer Khoti Di Latan Phar K Rakh.

Bachay kee G*nd

PoLice Mujram se=Bache ki Gand Q mari?

Mujrm:Jnab garmi ho gai thi or bacha khubsurt tha

PoLic=Bacha kahan hai?

Mujrm=Jnab Bacha khush hy or msg pr rha hai.

Jawani deewani say to wife

Husband 2 Wife After Having Sex :

Phir Aaja Jaaneman Jawani Deewani Hai

Wife
Bus Karde Haraami Ek Hi choot Hai Saari UMER Chalaani Hai .

1 Sharabi JIN......

1 Jin Sharab Peene Insaan K
Roop Mein Aaya,
12 Glass Pee Gaya,
Bar Keeper:
Tumhein Charrti Nhi?
Jin:
Main JIN Hon....
Bar Keeper:
Charr Gai Behan K Lorrey Ko....

Wife kee har rooz lena

Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye
KHABAR
2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye
HAATH
3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye
PAIR
4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye
TAREEF
5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo
Monthly Salary!

A lot of guys..

Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy f*cks a different girl every week,
he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key,
But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a [...]

Dulha ka lun 7.5 inch

Agar Larki ki 19 sal ki UMAR mein shadi ho,

Dulha ka Lun 7.5 inch ho,

Woh haftay mein 3 bar karay

Aor 1 Bari mein 50 gassay maray,

Tou Uss Larki NEY 35 sal ki

UMAR tak 24 kilometre Lun lia.

What a Calculation….

“EXPRESS NEWS”

Har “LUN” par nazar….

Nargis Ko Goad Mein

Admi Nay Nargis Ko Goad Mein Bitha K Pocha:
1 Raat Mein Kitna Kmati Ho?

Nargis:
50,000

Admi:
Such Bata

Nargis:
ROZI
Pay Bethi Hun
Jhut Thori BOLOON Gi

Third Pregnent Woman

Taxi Driver 2 A Woman:
U R The Third Pregnent Woman
I M Taking 2 D Airport 2day.

Woman:
But I M Not Pregnent.

Driver:
We
Have Not Reached The Airport Yet..

Girl feelings like exam

Larkiyan paper k baad wohi feel karti hain
Jo sex ke baad karti
“Uff kitna lamba tha.
Main shuroo mein dar rahi thi.
Lekin baad mein buht enjoy kia.
Pata hi nahi chala 3 ghante guzar gaye..
ab result se dar lag raha hai!…..

Darling I Love U

Gadha sherni se:
Darling I Love U….
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Sherni:
2 takay k shakal
hy tumare,
Tu ne apni shakal
dekhi hai?
Gadha:
Shakal ko chor
nechy dekh
nechy…!

Betay ne Baap ko Sex ki Goli di or kaha

Betay ne Baap ko
Sex ki Goli di or
kaha,
Papa ager Maza
Aaye to subha 100
rupees mere takiye
k nechay rakhad
dena
Subha takiya k
nechay 1100 thay
Beta:papa maine
to sirf 100 ka
kaha tha.
Papa :1000 rupees
TERI Maa ne diye hain!

Ye Sookha Andar Jata Hai

Ye Sookha Andar Jata Hai,
Aur Gila Bahar Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Ho Jata Hai,
Jab Ye Andar Rahta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thoda Sa Hilane Ke Baad Jab Isko Bahar Nikalo,
To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejaan Sa Dheela Sa Bahar Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye Yaaro,
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Isko Lipton Tea Bag Kehtey Hai.

Speed of light Newton Law

Hello,

Good News 4 u Brother,

Newton’s 5th Law…

If u Move Around a Tree With The Speed of Light..

U Can F*ck ur Own A-ss.. JANi ….!

Red chilly Powder

For safe sex, use double condoms with red chilly powder in between.

If the outer breaks she will know and if the inner breaks you will know.

(William Nargis)

Teacher: What is your caste?

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

Patla doodh

Larki Doodh Waly Se:

Bhai Aaj Kal Doodh Bohat Patla Aa Raha Hai.

Doodh Wala: Baaji Mujhe Kyon Bata Rahi Ho?

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Kisi Doctor Ko Dikhao. :-)

Aisi hawa chali kay..

Aisi Hawa Chali K Hum Berbaad Ho Gaye..

Ghaur Fermaiye Ga..

Aisi Hawa Chali K Hum Berbaad Ho Gaye..

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Kal K GANDO Tum Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye…

Mantri jee ki biwi

Dr: mantri jee apki biwi maa banne wali hai. Mantri jii soch me pad gaye.

Dr: kya hua sir? Mantri jii: sochraha hu sala GUPT MATDAN kon kar gaya?

Gora karnay kay 4 tarkeekay

Lulli gora karne k 3 tarike

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Mujhe pta tha tu zaroor padhega saalekali Lulli waale.

Kuch sharam karo

Madam : ‘TRANSPARENT ‘ word k example do.
Boy: Aapke dress mein se red bra dikhai de rahi hai.
Madam : Besharam! Kuch to sharam karo.
Boy : Tabhi to nahin bataya ki aapki chaddi fati hui hai.

Jawab do haan ya nahi

Sawal Ka Jawab Haan Ya Na Mein Dekar Dikhao “

Kal Raat Ko Sote Hue Kuttey Ne Tumhari Gand Marli,

Tumhe Pata Chala, Haan Ya Nahi

Paisay dalnay say

1 Sardar Ne USA K Bar Me Larki Ka Putla Dekha,

Jis K Munh Me Paise Daalne Aur Mummay Dabane Se Uski Phudi Se Botal Nikal Aati Thi.

Ghar Aa K Usne BV K Mouh Me Peaise Daal K Zor Se Mummay Daba Diye.

BV Ka Peeshab nikal gaya.

Sardar:

Teri Bhen Nu Lun,

Botal Ander Ee Tor Ditti uu,

Shoor nahi kar papa

Husband: Jaan Dedo Boht Mood Horaha Hy

Wife: Nai Aaj Nai

Husband: Aajao Yar

Wife: Nai Na

Child: Papa Muth Maar K So Jao Shor Nai Karo Subha School Jana Hai.

Love is gamble

Love is a gamble, Sex is a game,

Boozy do the thing Girls get the blame,

1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

Pathan wife in buss

Aik Pathan aur us ki BV Bus me sath ja rhe thy

Us ne Kiraya dete hue apni BV ko awaz di

GULBAKHT

Tum agey se nahi dena me ne Pechy se de diya hy…;-)

''Soon women will pay men to suck their breasts''

''Soon women will pay men to suck their breasts''

BBC's Top News Story: Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked.

It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up breast cancer.

The breast must be sucked as often as possible. Help women fight breast cancer

today. Men must do thier part by sucking breasts more often.

A msg from USA
Ministry of Health.....

"KHAMOSHI KA boycott"

LUX k add me chehra dikhaya ;-)

PANTENE k add me baal dikhaye ;-)

IODEX k add me kamar dikhai ;-)

VEET k add me tang dikhai ;-)

Phir

"ALWAYS" k add me cheating kyun.? :-(
kia cheating hmare muaashrey ka hissa bhan chuki ha.
Aj nahi bolo ge tu kal bugtu ge
KAMOSHI KA boycott.

"Main ne marnay k baad apne tamaam aa'za donate"

Main ne marnay k baad apne tamaam aa'za donate karne ka elan kiya hai,

Aur khaas hidayet di hai k,,
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LUN, Wapda walo ki behn ko hi dia jaye...!

"Youn khatam kr chuky ho tum Rasm-e-Dosti"

Youn khatam kr chuky ho tum Rasm-e-Dosti,

Ay Dost..!!
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Jaisy hum ne tumhari Gaand Mar Ke paisy Na Diye Hon

('-')
<))>_||_LO DUSSO YAR...

Zindagi yun hui basar tanha

Zindagi yun hui basar tanha

kaafila saath aur safar tanha

Apne saaye se chaunk jaate hain

Umar guzari hai is qadar tanha

Raat bhar bolte hain sannaate

Raat kaate koi kidhar tanha

Din guzarta nahi hai logon mein

Raat hoti nahi basar tanha

Humne darwaaze tak to dekha tha

Phir na jaane gaye kidhar tanha

Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl

Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.

"Aankhen bheeg jati hain"

" Mujhe Apnay Badan Ki Khusbhu Se Masroor Kardo"

Mujhe Apnay Badan Ki Khusbhu Se Masroor Kardo,
Mujhe Apni Nazuk Bahon Mein Mehsoor Kardo,

Seenay Se Laga K Saaray Gham Door Kardo,
Main Tumse juda Na Ho Paon Itna Majboor Kardo,

Surkh Honton Se Pilao Ya In Mast Ankhon Se,
Main Tere Jism Se Lipta Rahun Itna Choor Kardo,

Leke Bahon Mein Tujhe Honton Se Itna Choom Lon,
Faslay Sharam-o-Haya K Tum Bhi Door Kardo,

Meri Nas Nas Mein Bas Jaye JAAN Pyaar Tera,
Main Kissi Or Ko Na Dekhun Itna Maghroor Kardo….!!!!

"Bin Matlab k kahan wafa hai in Matti k khilonon main"

Matlab ho to har sans pe yad karty hein dunya walay. .

Bin Matlab k kahan wafa hai in Matti k khilonon main....!!

"Kia Muhabbat muhabbat ese ko kehty hain"

Muje zindgi kehnay valay meri zindgi teri ana k haathon reza reza hogi,

"Phir youn howa"
main toot gae bekhir gae "Jan e jana"
Kia Muhabbat muhabbat ese ko kehty hain..

"keh"
Ana ki maar mar di jay......

Pehli Mulaqaat Thi Aur

Pehli Mulaqaat Thi Aur
Hum dono Hi Be bass Thay

"FARAZ"

Wo Zulfain Na Sambhal Paaye
Aur HuM KhUD Ko.

Admi Apne 9 Bachon K Sath

Bus Main 1 Admi
Apne 9 Bachon K Sath Ja Rha Tha
Bachay Buhat Shor Kr Rahay Thay

Itne Mai 1 Buzurg Apni Lathi SE Thak Thak
Krtay Huway Charha

Bachon Ka Baap Bola
Hazrat Ap Apni Lathi K Aagay
Rubber Charha Lain To Ye Shor Nhi Karegi

Buzurg:
Agar
Yahi Kaam Tu Ne Kia Hota To Itna Shor Na Hota

Suhagrat K Din

Suhagrat K Din
Pati Ne Patni Ko 2500 Rs Muh Dhekhai Diya
Patni Ne Paise Dekh K Kaha
Itne Paise ….

Kitne Aadmi Hain

Har Baat K 2 Matlab

Sir:
Bachon Duniya Me Her Baat
K 2 Matlab Nikalte Hen,

Girl:
Sir Nikal K Dikhaiye Na..

Sir:
Baith Ja Beti
Teri Baat K B 2 Matlab Nikal Rhay Hain

Adult Jokes SMS – Mummy Ka Doodh

Sir:
Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:
Main.

Sir:
Wo Kaise?

Student:
Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chhod Diya Hai
Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain

Boy Girl Sex – Illegal Sex

A Boy & Girl Of KG Class
Asked Teacher:
Kya Chote Baccho Ke Bacche Ho Sakte Hai?

Teacher:
No.

Boy Said To Girl:
Bas Dekha!
Tu Aise Hi Dar Rahi Thi.

Paya laya Tail lagaya hai

1 Shehri Larki Dihati Larki Se
Mere Husband Ne Muje Boht Mushklon K Bad Paya!
Dehati Larki;
Tusi V Pagal E O
Mere Khawand Ne Te
Thora Jeya Tail Laya Te Aram Se Paya.
Also read faraz sms

For toothpaste Ad they Show Teeth

free adult sms
For toothpaste ad they show teeth
For hair oil they show hair
For face cream they show face
But for Whisper & Condoms they r not showing
anything, that’s cheating.
Jaago Grahak Jaago

Grown Up When … Jeans & T-shrts

You Know,
You’re
Grown Up When …
- Jeans & T-shrts No
Longer Qualify As
“Dressed UP”
- Ur Frndz Marr y &
Divorce Instead Of
“Hook UP” & “Break Up”
- U Take Naps
- 90% Of d Tym U
Spend Infront Of A
Computer, Is For
Real Work
- Oldr Relatives Feels
Comfortable Telling
Adult Jokes Around U
- 6:00 A.m Is Whn U
Get, Not WHn U Go To
Bedad

Pregnant Kia Hota Hi

Child:
Mom Ye Pregnant Kia Hota Hi,

Mom:
Why.

Child:
Nothing

Mom:
Pregnant Ka Matlab Hai Gussa Hona.

Agley Roz Child Beech Rastey Mein
Larki Se Takra Gya
Uske Sath Uski Mom Thi
Wo Boli Stupid Sharam Nahi Ati

Child:
Gira Mein Iss Per Hoo
Aur Peregnant Tum Ho Rahi Ho...

Hindi Adult Jokes

Conductor :
Bachcay Ka Full Ticket Lage Ga!

Lady :
Yeh Tu Abhi Nipple Chusta Hai!

Conductor :
Wo Tu Is Ka Baap Bhi Choosta Hai,
Tu Kya Uska Bhi Aadha Loo Gi ?

Pathan Nurse ko

Pathan 1 Nurse ko
chod rha tha Nurse
chilai dard ho rha
hai,
Pathan:O chup kr
khud whan
injection lagati hai
jahan sorakh nai,
Or
tuje sorakh me
be dard hota hai.