Banta: Kal Muje 1

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo be Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune k ya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir k ya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

aj pehli bar tm class mein

Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p

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I'm not sad for being single rather

I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

Pen hai

How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

If you have 12 Chocolates...Funny SMS

Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
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Give 5 to
Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
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Then what will u get????

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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam

Life of a student: Cute Study SMS Message

Life of a student:

PC hai net Nahi,

ATM Hai paise Nahi,

Cell Hai balance Nahi,

EXAM hai tension Nahi,

Parhna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!

Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto

Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,
Kya Hum Ne Azadi Is Liay HasiL Ki Thi k Sab Boys Aj K Din Awara Gardi Krain.
Logon kO Hoot Krain,
GirLs kO Tang Krain,
Nahi Na..

To Chlo Shabash Saaray Ghar Betho,


Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto.

Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti Hai

Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti Hai

Ghar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai
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Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,
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5 Star Wali.......... zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
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Lekin Ek Baat Hai......
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Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai (tea).....

Par Ajj Phir Apki Soch Ko 21 Toopoun Ki Salami =D

Apney DIL Ko

khara hoon aj bhi roti ke chaar harf liye



sawal ye hai kitaboon ne kia dia mujh ko..........!

Say No To Studies :->