Banta: Kal Muje 1

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo be Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune k ya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir k ya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

aj pehli bar tm class mein

Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p

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I'm not sad for being single rather

I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

Pen hai

How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

If You Want To Remove Your

If You Want To Remove Your,
Wrinkles,
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Pimples,
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Acne,
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Black Heads
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and
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The sign of BURNs from your skin.
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Just Try.
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.�ADOBE photoshop.�

*I MISS U*

Mujh say Aksar Woh Aik he Sawal Puchta hai
Tum Mujhay itna Pyar kyun Karte ho

Koi Ja kar bata day Usko
ZINDAGI kis ko Pyari nhe hoti

*I MISS U*

Girl: Dua karo Main Fail Ho jaon

Girl: Dua karo Main Fail Ho jaon
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Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Abbu Ne Kaha Hai K
1st aayi To LAPTOP..
2nd aayi To MOBILE
Aur
Fail Ho gayi To Shadi Karva Doon ga

" Tanha Ghar Se Bahir Jana Thek Nahi "

Tanha Ghar Se Bahir Jana Thek Nahi

Tum Masoom Ho Aur Zamana Thek Nahi

Saaf Dilon Ko Phir Se Mela Kar Den Gi

Guzri Baaton Ko Duhrana Thek Nahi

Aisi Cheezen Door Se Achi Lagti Hain

Chaand Ko Apny Paas Bulana Thek Nahi

Aao Mery Haath Pe Apna Haath Rakho

Saael Ko Khali Haath Lutana Thek Nahi

Rafta Rafta Taberen Beh Jatein Hain

Num Aankhon Mein Khuwb Sajana Thek Nahi

Chor Dost In Pathar Dil Insano Ko

Apney Dil Ka Haal Sunana Thek Nahi