Latest Sardar Funny SMS Collection 2012

Sardar ki beti: Abba kal apnay ghar se 1 banda kam ho jaye ga.
Agly din wo larki bhag gai.
Sardar: Kurri ne kam te changa nai keeta par hai najoomi c....

Sardar sms collection 2012

Sardar apni G.F sy: Tmny kitni classes paren hn ?
G.F: double m.a kia ha.
Sardar : kyun ik ty yaqen nae c ......

Sardar SMS

Sardar: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote BaaL Kyun Katwaye? Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy To Maine Kaha: 20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do..

Latest Sardar SMS: Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?

Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?

Sardar: Pilot

Teacher: Q?

Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

Sardar SMS

1 sardar road pr paidal chal raha tha k 1 bike wale ne pocha,

Sir Apko lift chahiye ?

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Sardar:Nhi Yr Mera Ghar Ground floor Pr Hy

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Cashier:

jnab ye 5 hzar ka note to nakli hy?

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Srdar:

O kanjra

ay jma mere account wich hona ay

Tenu koi takleef?

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Sardar Become April Fool

Sardar ko ek Dost ne
1st April ko Ghar khane pe Bulaya, Ghar pe Tala tha.?
or bahir Likha tha.
Baiwkoof Bana lia..
Sardar ne nichay likh dia
MAIN AYA HI NAHIN

Interviewer to Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

Geo pathan

Akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof hotay hain….
Is par pathano nay hartaal ki…
Phir akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof nhe hotay…
To is par mamla thanda hogaya…
Geo pathan

Sardar pathan aur Hathi

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Or
Sochte Sochte
Marr gaya
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K agar meri behan k 3 bhai hein to mere 2 Q hen?

Oye Ullu Ke Patte

Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

Sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year

pressure cooker

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

khawaja photo studio

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khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu"

pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!

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Wonderful evening

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Have a Wonderful day & B Happy
May
ALLAH BLESS u !!