Latest funny sms message

Thak 
Thak 
Thak. 
G Kon? 
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain? 
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain. 
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
(hm)

Latest Sardar Funny SMS Collection 2012

Sardar ki beti: Abba kal apnay ghar se 1 banda kam ho jaye ga.
Agly din wo larki bhag gai.
Sardar: Kurri ne kam te changa nai keeta par hai najoomi c....

Sardar SMS

Sardar: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote BaaL Kyun Katwaye? Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy To Maine Kaha: 20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do..

Paindo bacha :Latest Funny SMS Collection

Paindo bacha : teri slate tay bari changi aa kaka.:-)

shehri bacha:

this iz my i.phone stupid

Molvi SMS Collection

دنیا کی سب سے طاقتور شےآگ ہے جولوہے کوبھی پگھلا دیتی ہے،آگ سے طاقتورپانی جوآگ کوبجھا دیتاہے، پانی سے طاقتورانسان جواسے پی جاتا ہے، انسان سے طاقتورموت جواسےکھاجاتی ہے، موت سے طاقتورصدقہ جوموت کوٹال دیتاہے اورصدقےسے طاقتورہے مولوی جوصدقہ بھی کھاجاتاہے. {جیومولوی}

Pathan Funny SMS Collection

Pathan: Ye mObile tO Mujhe

Kangaal kAr dega..

Sardar: Q..?

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Pathan: Baar baar dikhata hai

"Battrey Lo"

"Battrey Lo"

Ab tak 50 New Battery Le

chuka hOn:)

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard Very Funny SMS

  Latest Very Funny Wife Husband SMS Collection

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard 2 lines me khre honge ek line me wo jo bivi se darte hen or ek me wo jo bivi se nhi darte.

Bivi se darne walon ki lambi line thi

Jab k bivi se na darne walon ki line me sirf ek admi tha.

Haakim is admi k pas aya or use shabash di or pucha: ap ye kese samajhte hen k ap bivi se nhi darte?

Us ne jawab dia:

'maloom nhi bivi keh kar gai he k is line me khare raho :)

Sultn Rahi Latest Funny sms collection

Sultn Rahi:

0y Bdmasha

Meri Pehn Da DUPATA Wapis Kr 0y

Mustfa Qreshi: Ni Denda 0y

Tu Ki Kren Ga?

Sultn Rahi

day 0y Bagherta

PEEK0 KARANI Ae light jan wali ay...

Sardar SMS

1 sardar road pr paidal chal raha tha k 1 bike wale ne pocha,

Sir Apko lift chahiye ?

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Sardar:Nhi Yr Mera Ghar Ground floor Pr Hy

Rescue 1122 SMS

Johny johny

yes papa...

Job of 1122

yes papa.

Lot of tension

yes papa.

Too much work

yes papa.

Family life

no papa.

BP sugar

high papa.

Yearly bonus

joke papa.

Annual pay

low papa.

Personal life

lost papa.

Promotion incentive hahahaha...

Dedicated to all RESCUERS COMMUNITY....

WAPDA SMS

Ye Hum hi hen

jo tumhen. . .

Qabr ka andhera, aur Hashr ki garmi yad dilaty hain

Warna . . .

tum to

Qabr aur Hashr

ko Bhool hi chuky thy..!~@

FroM:

WAPDA:

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Cashier:

jnab ye 5 hzar ka note to nakli hy?

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Srdar:

O kanjra

ay jma mere account wich hona ay

Tenu koi takleef?

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Very Very Funny SMS

Aqedat Ho to Aisi ho..!

Masjid main 2 Buzurg Qiyam Frma Thy,

Aik Buzurg Ne Dusray Se Poocha:

AaLa-Hazrat' Aap kin k Mureed hain..?

Doosray Buzurg Bolay:

Main Apnay Peer-o-Murshad ka Naam Aisay Nahi Bata Skta'

Main PehLay Wazoo kroon ga'

Phir, Bataoun ga.

Sab intzar krnay Lgay.,

Tab uS Buzurg Ne Wazoo kia'

2' Rakaat Namaz Parrhi'

Dua Maangi,

Aor,

Zaar-o-Qataar Rotay huway

iNtihayi Aqeedat-o-Ehtram Se BoLay:

Logo...,

Main Run-Mureed hoon...!

Indian 2 Pakistani

Indian 2 Pakistani :

Tum log t.v pay

I.P.L k matches dekh kr jaltay ho na?

Pakistani:

hahahahaha

Ponki jaa,

Sadii light e nhi aandi...!

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay,

Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

Larkon ko Larkiyon

Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain
Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain
Kya?
Socho
Nahi pata?
Un k piyaray piyaray
Barey barey
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‘BOOBS’ or “HIPS”
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Tu baal samajh raha tha na ?
Edda tu Haji da puttar.

Interviewer to Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

A Moment Which Almost Came

A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P

The awkward moment when

The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz

What is the Colour of Frequency?

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)