A Serious Statement

A Serious Statement
written outside a Women shoe shop
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70% Discount
if you select in 5min :P

Latest Sardar SMS: Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?

Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?

Sardar: Pilot

Teacher: Q?

Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

Pathan Funny SMS Collection

Pathan: Ye mObile tO Mujhe

Kangaal kAr dega..

Sardar: Q..?

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Pathan: Baar baar dikhata hai

"Battrey Lo"

"Battrey Lo"

Ab tak 50 New Battery Le

chuka hOn:)

Sultn Rahi Latest Funny sms collection

Sultn Rahi:

0y Bdmasha

Meri Pehn Da DUPATA Wapis Kr 0y

Mustfa Qreshi: Ni Denda 0y

Tu Ki Kren Ga?

Sultn Rahi

day 0y Bagherta

PEEK0 KARANI Ae light jan wali ay...

Very Very Funny SMS

Aqedat Ho to Aisi ho..!

Masjid main 2 Buzurg Qiyam Frma Thy,

Aik Buzurg Ne Dusray Se Poocha:

AaLa-Hazrat' Aap kin k Mureed hain..?

Doosray Buzurg Bolay:

Main Apnay Peer-o-Murshad ka Naam Aisay Nahi Bata Skta'

Main PehLay Wazoo kroon ga'

Phir, Bataoun ga.

Sab intzar krnay Lgay.,

Tab uS Buzurg Ne Wazoo kia'

2' Rakaat Namaz Parrhi'

Dua Maangi,

Aor,

Zaar-o-Qataar Rotay huway

iNtihayi Aqeedat-o-Ehtram Se BoLay:

Logo...,

Main Run-Mureed hoon...!

faraz was driving heavy bike

Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Kurio
Peep
Peep
Peep
Peep.

A Moment Which Almost Came

A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P

car ka number

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi

zardari joota sms funny

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

chal chlte hain us paar sanamChal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam Jaha Lehron ki Khmoshi Ho Jahan Sanson Ki Madhoshi Ho Jahan Jzbon Ki Behoshi Ho Jahan Ankhon Se Srgoshi Ho Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam Ik Nai Aas Lganay Ko Ik Dil Ki Aag bujhane Ko Ik Doje Me Kho Jane Ko Ik Pal K Naam Ho jane ko Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar SaNam Jahan Aasan Sari Rahain Hon Jahan Ik Doje ki Bahain Hon Jahan LabPe Sard Si Aahain Ho Jahan pyar Ki kuch Pnahain Ho Chal Chlte Hain Us paar Sanam...

Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam
Jaha Lehron ki Khmoshi Ho
Jahan Sanson Ki Madhoshi Ho
Jahan Jzbon Ki Behoshi Ho
Jahan Ankhon Se Srgoshi Ho
Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam
Ik Nai Aas Lganay Ko
Ik Dil Ki Aag bujhane Ko
Ik Doje Me Kho Jane Ko
Ik Pal K Naam Ho jane ko
Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar SaNam
Jahan Aasan Sari Rahain Hon
Jahan Ik Doje ki Bahain Hon
Jahan LabPe Sard Si Aahain Ho
Jahan pyar Ki kuch Pnahain Ho
Chal Chlte Hain Us paar Sanam...

"Teri Yaad Mein Baith Kar Kia Ajab Likh Raha Hoon"

Teri Yaad Mein Baith Kar Kia Ajab Likh Raha Hoon

Tery Hussan-o-Jamal Pe Ek Manzil Likh Raha Hoon

Ye Zulfain Jesy Sawan Ki Ghata Hain

Teri Zulfon Ko Main Chandani Raat Likh Raha Hoon

Chaand Se Chehry Par Sitaron Jesi Chamakti Aankhein

Tery Til Ko Hussan Ka Pehry Daar Likh Raha Hoon

Rukhsaar Hain Tery Jaisy Gulaab Bikhry Hain

Tery Honton Ko Kali Bahaar Likh Raha Hoon

Ye Muskurana Aur Muskura Kar Dekhna Tera

Kamaan Se Nikla Hua Teer Be-Awaz Likh Raha Hoon

Tu Bol Uthey To Har Lafz Se Khushboo Aye

Teri Har Baat Ko Sanad-e-Dildaar Likh Raha Hoon

Tery Hussan Ki Kia Tareef Karoon Main Bayan?

Tujhe Tohfa-e-Qudrat Ka La Jawab Likh Raha Hoon

Laakhon Hain Magar Humsa Nahi Zamany Mein Talabgaar

Tujhe Apna Bananey Ki Dua Khuda Se Bar Bar Likh Raha Hoon

If You Want To Remove Your

If You Want To Remove Your,
Wrinkles,
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Pimples,
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Acne,
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Black Heads
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and
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The sign of BURNs from your skin.
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Just Try.
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.�ADOBE photoshop.�

Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto

Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,
Kya Hum Ne Azadi Is Liay HasiL Ki Thi k Sab Boys Aj K Din Awara Gardi Krain.
Logon kO Hoot Krain,
GirLs kO Tang Krain,
Nahi Na..

To Chlo Shabash Saaray Ghar Betho,


Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto.

Girl: Dua karo Main Fail Ho jaon

Girl: Dua karo Main Fail Ho jaon
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Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Abbu Ne Kaha Hai K
1st aayi To LAPTOP..
2nd aayi To MOBILE
Aur
Fail Ho gayi To Shadi Karva Doon ga

Apney DIL Ko

khara hoon aj bhi roti ke chaar harf liye



sawal ye hai kitaboon ne kia dia mujh ko..........!

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