Ladki Patane Ka Formula

Ladki Patane Ka Formula,
New Ladki Patane Ka Formula Latest Ladki Patane Ka Formula Best Ladki Patane Ka Formula
Formula no.1 Ladki ko pehale deko aur jab vo apko deke to usse ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai, aur jab vo gaal ko saaf kare to isshare se bolo is gaal par nahi baju k gaal par hai, This is best formula in the World TRY IT.
Formula no.2- Ladkiya agar grup me ho to ap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rhe, aisa krne se wo bhi ap k taraf attract ho jayegi.Formula
no.3 – Ladkiyo se jab...

Serious Comedy

Serious Comedy:
Girl:
Ma tmhain apna dil nhi de skti.
Boy:
Ma itni ooper ka soch bhi nhi raha
Jin ko smjh aya forward kr den baki bachay pogo channal dakhain.

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

Yeh ladki

Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya Allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de

Boy to Girlfriend

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

"Teri Yaad Mein Baith Kar Kia Ajab Likh Raha Hoon"

Teri Yaad Mein Baith Kar Kia Ajab Likh Raha Hoon

Tery Hussan-o-Jamal Pe Ek Manzil Likh Raha Hoon

Ye Zulfain Jesy Sawan Ki Ghata Hain

Teri Zulfon Ko Main Chandani Raat Likh Raha Hoon

Chaand Se Chehry Par Sitaron Jesi Chamakti Aankhein

Tery Til Ko Hussan Ka Pehry Daar Likh Raha Hoon

Rukhsaar Hain Tery Jaisy Gulaab Bikhry Hain

Tery Honton Ko Kali Bahaar Likh Raha Hoon

Ye Muskurana Aur Muskura Kar Dekhna Tera

Kamaan Se Nikla Hua Teer Be-Awaz Likh Raha Hoon

Tu Bol Uthey To Har Lafz Se Khushboo Aye

Teri Har Baat Ko Sanad-e-Dildaar Likh Raha Hoon

Tery Hussan Ki Kia Tareef Karoon Main Bayan?

Tujhe Tohfa-e-Qudrat Ka La Jawab Likh Raha Hoon

Laakhon Hain Magar Humsa Nahi Zamany Mein Talabgaar

Tujhe Apna Bananey Ki Dua Khuda Se Bar Bar Likh Raha Hoon

"Achi bachyan zid nhi krti'"

Maa beti sy:

Beti dodh ka glass p lo

Beti:No mama'
mujy nhi p na

Maa:Beti agr dodh nhi p o gi to bari kesy hogi?

Beti:maa apko b tou dodh pasand nhi'
phir b ap barri ho gai hain
Main b nhi peeongi to barri ho jaungi

Maa: Achi bachyan zid nhi krti'
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodh peelo' warna mei tum say khafa ho jaon gi

Beti: OK mama..aap kehti hain tou mei doodh pee leti hon

Or is trha os ki beti ne doodh pi lia
Msg ghor se perhny ka shukrya.miry msg gndy ni hoty

Pehli Mulaqaat Thi Aur

Larki Fish house
ko Deikh kar Boli ,



Haaaye...

yh Machaliyaan
itni Sundar Kyon Hoti hain ?










LaRka :









Kyon K Woh
KAPRE nai Pehanti Na :)"

Dont love too much

Dont trust too much
Dont love too much,
Dont hope too much...
because that TOO MUCH can hurt you TOO MUCH :(

SaY SomE thing If u ArE ever hurted by SoMeOnE... !!

(¯`•.•´¯) (¯`•.•´¯)
... *`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸.•´ ♥
... (¯`•.•´¯) (¯`•.•´¯)
*`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸.•´ ♥
☆ º ♥ `•.¸.•´ ♥ º ☆ .¸♥ ÞrĩŅčës Ņëlo ♥¸.•´¯`♥