Latest Adult SMS Collection 2012

Lady: mera husbnd 300% Naakara hy.
Dr: 100% to suna hy 300% kesy?
Lady: 1 to lund khara nahi hota Bharway ka.
2nd Ungliyaan tooti hui hain gaandu ki.
3rd Kal garam cheez kha kr apni zuban b jala li.
Laga bhai PoGo

Latest Sardar Funny SMS Collection 2012

Sardar ki beti: Abba kal apnay ghar se 1 banda kam ho jaye ga.
Agly din wo larki bhag gai.
Sardar: Kurri ne kam te changa nai keeta par hai najoomi c....

Latest Sardar SMS: Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?

Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?

Sardar: Pilot

Teacher: Q?

Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

Sardar SMS

1 sardar road pr paidal chal raha tha k 1 bike wale ne pocha,

Sir Apko lift chahiye ?

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Sardar:Nhi Yr Mera Ghar Ground floor Pr Hy

Very Very Funny SMS

Aqedat Ho to Aisi ho..!

Masjid main 2 Buzurg Qiyam Frma Thy,

Aik Buzurg Ne Dusray Se Poocha:

AaLa-Hazrat' Aap kin k Mureed hain..?

Doosray Buzurg Bolay:

Main Apnay Peer-o-Murshad ka Naam Aisay Nahi Bata Skta'

Main PehLay Wazoo kroon ga'

Phir, Bataoun ga.

Sab intzar krnay Lgay.,

Tab uS Buzurg Ne Wazoo kia'

2' Rakaat Namaz Parrhi'

Dua Maangi,

Aor,

Zaar-o-Qataar Rotay huway

iNtihayi Aqeedat-o-Ehtram Se BoLay:

Logo...,

Main Run-Mureed hoon...!

The Best Prank Call Ever

The Best Prank Call Ever:
“Hello KFC?”
- ” Yes, How can I help you sir?”
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” I want MC DONALD’S number”…

Larkon ko Larkiyon

Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain
Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain
Kya?
Socho
Nahi pata?
Un k piyaray piyaray
Barey barey
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‘BOOBS’ or “HIPS”
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Tu baal samajh raha tha na ?
Edda tu Haji da puttar.

Suhag Ki Woh Raat

aisi thi woh raat kuch keh sakta nahi main
Chahoon kehna to bayan kar sakta nahi mai,

Dulhan ban ke meri jab woh bahoon main aayee thi
Sej saji thi phoolon ki par us ne mehkai thi,

Ghunghat mein ik chand tha aur sirf tanhai thi
Awaaz dil ke dhadak ne ki bhi phir zor se aayee thi,

Pyar se jo maine ghunghat chand par se hataya tha
Pyar ka rang bhi utarkar uske chehre par aya tha,

Bahoon mein le kar usko phir laboo ki lali churai thi
Us sard raat mein saanse bhi shola ban kar takrai thi,

Tika,bindi,kangna, payal sabne shor machaya tha
Jab uske shokh badan ko maine haath lagaya tha,

Doob gaye the hum dono us dehekti pyar ki aag mein
Tod diya tha hum ne kaliyo ko uske pyar ke baag mein,

Kya batlaaye ab hum, woh raat kis kadar nirali thi
Hamare suhag ki woh raat,jo itni matwali thi……..

New Punjabi Desi Jokes,

ATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.

Oye! Yara ki lagta h,
me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste
msg karia si k tussi bade yaad aate ho ji..

Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.


ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Banta: Kal Muje 1

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo be Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune k ya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir k ya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

aj pehli bar tm class mein

Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p

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I'm not sad for being single rather

I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

Pen hai

How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

car ka number

1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF..
Old man: Bete,
kya ye hamari Sanskriti he..?
Boy: Nahi,
Ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hE…

Yeh ladki

Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya Allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de