New Punjabi Desi Jokes,

ATT:- No if no but sirf jaat
Jain:- na cycle na chain sirf jain
Bihari-na susti na hoshiyari sirf bihari.
Hindu:-na point na bindu sirf hindu
punjabi:-na masala nagheo punjabi saryean da peo

Santa:oye eh bulb de ute bapu da nam Q likh riha h?
Banta:me apne bapu da nam roshan kar riha h,
jado bulb jalega taan nam roshan ho jauga.

Oye! Yara ki lagta h,
me tenu disturb karne vaste msg karia si?
O na ji na, me to tenu ye khene vaste
msg karia si k tussi bade yaad aate ho ji..

Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi.
Banta: Q?
Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha,
ke me jag riha haan.


ik kudi ne slim jahe munde nu msg kita-chehra tera khaas nhi,
haddiyan ch tere maas nhi,
pyaar tenu swaah karan,,
teri tan jeun di v aas nhi..

Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h?
Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h,
je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi.

daru pee k zndgi diyan problems hall ni hundiya ........
but,,
problems tan dudh pee k v hall ni hundiyan ........
so chak glassy.pa peg....
burrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh