Paindo bacha :Latest Funny SMS Collection

Paindo bacha : teri slate tay bari changi aa kaka.:-)

shehri bacha:

this iz my i.phone stupid

Banta: Kal Muje 1

Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo be Peeta.

Santa: Phir tune k ya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir k ya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...


Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.



Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Ab Naha Lun?

aj pehli bar tm class mein

Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p

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I'm not sad for being single rather

I'm not sad for being single rather :-O
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I'm thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p
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Awwwh..
"bechaarii" ;-)
bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zra";-)

Pen hai

How to disturb...'''
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

law of gravity

One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. He said, "I plan to go into the business.
Name me one thing science has done to help business."
The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."

Chemistry

The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements.

She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."
One kid popped up, "Yeah... but teach, there were so few of them back then."

Student

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

ticket checker

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

"MOSQUITO"

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Parhai

Parhai 2 tarikon sey hoti hai…
1-Khud sey…
2-Dar sey…
But
parhai
hum
kartay
nhe hain…
Aur
dar humain kisi ka nhe hai…
Send to all the dabang students…

sharabi

1 sharabi bus main sawa hua to seat par bethay molvi nay kaha
Tum jahanum kay raste pe ja rahe ho…
Sharabi chilaya…
O haraam diyo
roko main tay lahore jana c…

Biwi to her shohar….

Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
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Naswar kay koftay…

ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

waiter: ur bill sir.
boy: take my card
waiter: but sir this is student card
boy: tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy
\”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED\”

Sardar pathan aur Hathi

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

Pathan student:

Pathan student:
Miss kya raat ko ap hamara mobile pe Call kr rhi thein?
Miss: No
pathan Studnt:
Kamal hai.
subha hamara Mobile py likha tha:
MISS Call'

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Or
Sochte Sochte
Marr gaya
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K agar meri behan k 3 bhai hein to mere 2 Q hen?

Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto

Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,
Kya Hum Ne Azadi Is Liay HasiL Ki Thi k Sab Boys Aj K Din Awara Gardi Krain.
Logon kO Hoot Krain,
GirLs kO Tang Krain,
Nahi Na..

To Chlo Shabash Saaray Ghar Betho,


Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto.