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Sciencetist ka kehna ha k wife se pyar ki batain krne se:-
1.Mintly fresh rehta ha.
2.Heart attack k khatrat 80% kum hu jate hain.
3.Zindagi purlutf hu jati hai.
4.Admi sara din kush gawar mood me rehta hai.
5.Jism me blood 10% ka izafa hu ta hai.
Ek shart ha k:-
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Wife ap ki apni na ho.
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Lates Wife Husband SMS

Wife: Dekh lena, tumheiN dozakh meiN bhi jagah nahiN milay gi.
Husband: Theek hai, maiN har jagah tumharay saath jaana bhi nahiN chahta...:-D

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard Very Funny SMS

  Latest Very Funny Wife Husband SMS Collection

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard 2 lines me khre honge ek line me wo jo bivi se darte hen or ek me wo jo bivi se nhi darte.

Bivi se darne walon ki lambi line thi

Jab k bivi se na darne walon ki line me sirf ek admi tha.

Haakim is admi k pas aya or use shabash di or pucha: ap ye kese samajhte hen k ap bivi se nhi darte?

Us ne jawab dia:

'maloom nhi bivi keh kar gai he k is line me khare raho :)

Wife Husband SmS

Wife: Ap mujhe talaaq bi de dein tb bi mei ghar k darwaze pe beth jaongi

mgr

ap se door kbi nhi jaoungi suna ap ne!

Husband: Zanani ban Zanani

Gillani na ban.!

Biwi to her shohar….

Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
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Naswar kay koftay…

\”Wife\” is a \”Nife\”

c0llige is 4 knowlidge..
Knowlidge is 4 life..
Life is 4 wife
But wife is nife..
Which cuts ur life..
S0 never ch0se ur wife..
In c0llige life..

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Year 1.Janu

Year 2: G.

Year 3: Sunte ho?

Year 4: bunty k pappa

Year 5: Kahan mar gaye?

Year 6: Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Why Husbands Avoid Answers

Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!

WIFE: Will U Marry Again If I Died?
HUSBAND: Noway!

W: Why Not, Don’t U Like Being Married?
H: Of Course I Do!!

W: Then Y Wouldn’t U Remarry?
H: Okay, I’d Get Married Again!

W: U Would?
H: ….?

W: Would U Live In Our House?
H: Sure, It’s A Great House!

W: Would She Sleep With In My Bed?
H: Where Else Would She Sleep?

W: Would U Let Her Drive My Car?
H: Yeah, Its Almost Brand New!!

W: Would U Give Her My Jewelry?
H: No, I’m Sure She’d Want Her Own

W: Would She Wear My Shoes?
H: No, Her Size Is 6

W: -Silence-
H: Shit!! :-P

Woh dekho larki wao!

Husbnd apni Wife sy: Wo Dekho Larki Mje Smile de Rahi hai.

Wife: Smile Nai de Rahi, jab Mene b Apko Pehli bar Dekha Tha to Meri b Hasi Nikl gai Thi. :-)

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Petrol Pump Chalty Hain...

• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

My Wife is always wid me

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

Women start with “W”

You know why women starts with ‘W’…

because all questions start with “W�.. !

Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

Finally Wife..............Funny SMS

You know why women starts with ‘W’…

because all questions start with “W�.. !

Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!