Pathan Funny SMS Collection

Pathan: Ye mObile tO Mujhe

Kangaal kAr dega..

Sardar: Q..?

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Pathan: Baar baar dikhata hai

"Battrey Lo"

"Battrey Lo"

Ab tak 50 New Battery Le

chuka hOn:)

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha

Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k

Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga

Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy?

Pathan:

Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye:-

Geo pathan

Akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof hotay hain….
Is par pathano nay hartaal ki…
Phir akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof nhe hotay…
To is par mamla thanda hogaya…
Geo pathan

Biwi to her shohar….

Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
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Naswar kay koftay…

Pathan

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….

Sardar pathan aur Hathi

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

Pathan student:

Pathan student:
Miss kya raat ko ap hamara mobile pe Call kr rhi thein?
Miss: No
pathan Studnt:
Kamal hai.
subha hamara Mobile py likha tha:
MISS Call'

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha

1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Or
Sochte Sochte
Marr gaya
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K agar meri behan k 3 bhai hein to mere 2 Q hen?

Pathan wife in buss

Aik Pathan aur us ki BV Bus me sath ja rhe thy

Us ne Kiraya dete hue apni BV ko awaz di

GULBAKHT

Tum agey se nahi dena me ne Pechy se de diya hy…;-)

Pathan apni Wife Ke Saath

Pathan apni Wife
se sex kar raha
tha. Uski Bv ko
maza aya to woh
boli.
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Dagha DA Raaa
Zami Da See
Pis Pis Pis..
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Phatan, Oye
Khocha aisa mat
kar Amara Pishab
nikal jay ga.

pressure cooker

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

Palkian bheeg chaleen

Ab “RAAT” ki “palkein” bheeg chaleen
Aur “CHAND” b hay “chhup” janey ko
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Kuch deir mein “SHABNAM” aey gi
“PHOOLON” ki “pyas” bujhany ko
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“TAARON” k “safar” pe “kho” jao
Ab “SO” jao …!!!
Ab “SO” Jao …!!!Gööd Night:-) WITH SWEET DREAM