Showing posts with label Eid Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eid Funny SMS. Show all posts

1.23.2012

pressure cooker

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

khawaja photo studio

Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"

khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu"

pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!

Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio

1.22.2012

Smiling And Reduce The Population

On Your Smile Thousand Of People Die

So Keep Smiling And Reduce The Population

But Don’t Smile In Frnt Of Mirror

Wrna Lene
K Daine Par Jayenge.

Best Islamic Lailatul Qadar Beautiful Sms, Text Messeges Urdu Quotes

Here are some Best Islamic Lailatul Qadar Beautiful Sms, Text Messages Urdu Quotes that you will really love.   Shab Qadr SMS – Laylat-ul-Q...